Silver Tongue

canineusa:

kaijubrains:

bluebirdofbitterness:

nourlslefthelp:

the303:

I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE SKULL DIMENSION

AND I HAVE

BROUGHT

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You are watching never before seen footage from the skeleton war. Please watch at your own discretion

#halloween is coming

ITS FUCKING APRIL JOHN

IT’S HALLOWEEN ALREADY?!?!!

HOLY SKELETON TITS. IT IS!!!

wuffleton

IT’S HALLOWEEN!

Any lawyers that are agonizingly boring?
That post that people reblog because they want to fuck dragons makes me feel really comfortable honestly. XD it's just nice to know so many people are open that they are kinky yiffers. I need to befriend some of these people cause they can be pretty open minded people. Idk it's just the r34 community just has such a better atmosphere then most places on the internet relatively speaking of course. It still has it's problems and all.

I don’t know, if a dragon was sentient as many are in mythology and I had consent then I would totally fuck a dragon.

redrainyumbrella:

rnarianhawkes:

the other day at target i saw a dog collar on sale for $0.75 and i was like “sweet lets get it for barkimedes” and then my mom got all angry b/c “it’s too bright! it looks too girly! we have a boy dog” like can u stop forcing gender roles on my small dog. barkimedes does not care about the color of his collar.

you named your dog barkimedes

miraakthesecond:

How can you have an abortion? It isn’t scientificly possible. Without a sperm donner or adoption. And that means you want a child!

you’re forgetting that it’s conservatives who say that. The same kind of people who think the presence of snow in the winter completely refutes all the evidence that the world is getting warmer each year and made up shit about female anatomy to justify forcing a rape victim to go through the resulting pregnancy.

prettyalarming:
“ niktheawesome:
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#… #I may or may not have choked with laughter
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sandandglass:

President Obama with his anger translator at the 2015 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Things NOT to say to an art major/artists in general.

disp0sableheroes:

  • You’re so lucky you don’t have to buy textbooks!
  • You’re a really good drawer.
  • Can you draw me?
  • Did you draw that? (No, I’m just running my pencil over someone else’s drawing for fun)
  • That’s so good, it looks traced!
  • Did you trace that?
  • Design my tattoo! (This is what tattoo artists are there for)
  • Draw this thing for me!
  • *pretty much expecting/demanding any art for free*
  • I can’t even draw a straight line. (Neither can I. There are these things called “rulers”)
  • Can you teach me to draw?
  • Was that freehand?
  • I wish I was born with artistic talent. (Saying things like this discredits all the effort we actually put in to developing our skills.)
  • *TOUCHING THE ART*

myannoyances:

surprisebitch:

pls-and-thank:

sizvideos:

Video

send this to every person for making fun of other sizes for wearing bikinis

this is so beautiful, this has to be in everybody’s blog

she is the cutest human being, and I’m SO proud of her.