Silver Tongue
small reminder

mermaididols:

trans women are hypervisible to the media and there will be nasty rumors and stories spread about jenner

do NOT get your information about her from tabloids!! do not believe anything a magazine or gossip site says about her!!! this is serious. yall already spread around completely false info before concerning her name, her personal life, and reasoning for transitioning because it was published on a gossip site and for some reason yall trusted it 

seriously. dont contribute to the culture that thrives on making trans womens’ lives as hard as possible 

fairymascot:

humans crushing on gems is fun and all, but consider: human girls crushing on gems

hoofprint-is-spooky:

theysayoftheacropolis:

caroleensrambleens:

iamfire-i-am-death:

dirae3:

imjakestimpson:

burnshit—fuckschool:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

sadiehd:

unlockaflockofwords:

Always reblog The Princess Bride

mawwiage

MOST QUOTABLE MOVIE EVER

this film though ffs

“Have fun storming the castle, boys!”

Twue wuvve

We are gahthwered here toooday

One time at camp I was telling my cabin The Princess Bride and at THE PERFECT MOMENT one of my girls says to me, “Is this gonna be a kissy story?” I was speechless.

“I think that’s the worst thing I ever heard. How marvelous.”

senpai-aleksandr:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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Is that aleks?

elrondbaggins:

tardis-mind-palace:

ruthyless:

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of Christopher Walken when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse Christopher Walken and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alone

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from Richard Nixon to Christopher Walken

OKAY LISTEN UP YOU DUMB SNOTS

betty-the-beehive-mod:

YA’LL DON’T ATTACK A ARTIST BECAUSE THEY DRAW WELL, ESPECIALLY IN A CONTEST SETTING

ARE YOU FIVE?

DOES YOUR HAND NEED TO BE HELD?

YOU DON’T BAN FAST RUNNERS FROM A GAME OF TAG, YOU DON’T ATTACK PEOPLE WITH GOOD VOICES FROM SINGING COMPETITIONS AND YOU DON'T SEND HATE TO GOOD ARTISTS BECAUSE THEY’RE IN A ART COMPETITION

I WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOU TOOTH TO NAIL IF I CATCH YOU DOING THIS FUCK

Woah, where did this come from? Who the fuck is hating on good artists for using their talents to win contests in which their talent, which they’ve spent years developing, is the main focus?

pastel-gems:

pastel-gems:

the ideal redemption

BONUS:

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she’s Lapizza Lazuli now

and due to popular request:

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snot (snail knot)

What about snake knots or snots?

eowyn-daughterofkings:

Can we talk about this for a second? Because this is exactly how history in the US is taught. Since I went to college, I’ve learned dozens of “facts” I’d been taught about the US military and our wars were complete and utter falsehoods made to make us appear the heroes. Every time I watch ATLA I discover more and more statements about the world around us and I just fucking love it.

History is written by the victors.

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