Comic strip by Kris Straub
oh shit that’s good
California produces a lot of wine, but is in the middle of a bad drought. What California needs is a reverse Jesus
The antichrist can turn wine into water maybe
So… we had flip phones and then smartphones…
Now we have a smartwatch… where’s my flip watch?
It’s deeper than that.
We had pocket watches. Then wrist watches. Then our phones had clocks and we kept them in our pockets. Now we are keeping time on our wrists again. The next iteration of time telling will be pocket.
My senior quote is due in a week and I’m SERIOUSLY considering using “WHEN’S MAHVEL?” Or “You can’t have too many waifu, it’ll ruin your lifu!”
So conflicted.
Go for it! I used Matt’s “I promise nothing and deliver less” quote as mine.
OOOHHH I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT ONE TOO! I’m more conflicted about which one to use, because now I’ve began ton consider Matt’s “It’s my job to say ‘I got this’ then fail.” There’s too many good ones! XD
It should be “but no, it’s good you just have to give it a chance even though we’re totally trying to give it a chance and it’s shit”
Man, if I could have a curse word or ten in it, I’d even consider that, or one of my all time faves, Pat’s “You are the fucking winter of my discontent, you son of a bitch!”
Then just have it be “david cage is a failure of a game designer”
My senior quote is due in a week and I’m SERIOUSLY considering using “WHEN’S MAHVEL?” Or “You can’t have too many waifu, it’ll ruin your lifu!”
So conflicted.
Go for it! I used Matt’s “I promise nothing and deliver less” quote as mine.
OOOHHH I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT ONE TOO! I’m more conflicted about which one to use, because now I’ve began ton consider Matt’s “It’s my job to say ‘I got this’ then fail.” There’s too many good ones! XD
It should be “but no, it’s good you just have to give it a chance even though we’re totally trying to give it a chance and it’s shit”
Warm up from this morning. I was watching markiplier‘s panel video from PAX, and I randomly paused at this glorious screen cap. I wanted to do a screencap redraw because it was too good to pass up.
Relationships in Harvest Moon are somewhat weird.
Like, imagine if a dude came to your house everyday just to give you an egg. Just one egg. So you slowly fall in love with the egg dude. And end up marrying him. Because he gave you eggs daily.
It was odd, really. And she really should have been creeped out by it. But somehow she wasn’t. He came every day, right before she went to work, and gave her an egg. Just one egg. At first she didn’t think anything of it. He was a farmer. They had eggs. But it was every day, and somehow the egg turned into more.
She hadn’t meant to fall in love with him. It just happened. One day she was saying thank you for the hundredth egg and the next she was blushing as he gave it to her. And then one day it wasn’t an egg, but a blue feather. She hadn’t meant to fall in love with egg guy, but she had. And she didn’t regret a thing.
