Silver Tongue

roronoatrafalgar:

the-mad-valkyrie:

kitikattt7:

toofaboulos:

kitikattt7:

So I bought some stuff at Tora-con and one of them was this Doflamingo figure that I thought looked super badass.

image

and then i opened it and cannot stop laughing 

image

the fuCKING LEGS.

image
image
image
image
image
image

SOMEONE TAKE THIS TOY AWAY FROM ME.

image
image
image
image


*clenches fist* I will find you….

image
image
image
image
image
image
image

IM DONE

IM DYING

epic-humor:

Vine of the daaaayyy

12 incher, bro. right into my mouth

out of context egg quotes (via azula-griffon)


I WAS TALKING ABOUT A FUCKING SANDWICH

(via craftykraken)

asianellenpage:

belladonnaq:

disneyismyescape:

thorithorson:

guest challenges gaston to a push up contest. (x)

bonus: 

This video literally gave me life

No..one’s….ripped like Gaston!

Lifts as big as Gaston!

No one makes a park patron his bitch like Gaston!

How the fuck

jade-elite:

potentialcerealkiller:

korrasforevergirl:

fandom-rp-guy:

thefrogman:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

karolinedianne:

spangledshieldsandsilverwings:

Gif stands for Graphics Interchange Format. when graphics is pronounced “JAFFICKS” Then I will pronounce Gif with a “J”

^ This

image

By Matt Bors [website | tumblr | facebook]

Sorry, guys. It’s Jif.

Where is the peanut butter

The fact that you have to change the spelling to denote the way you want it pronounced should be your first hint that you’re fucking wrong.

I would bold that last to emphasize but i’m lazy

image
emery-art-dump-thing:
“carlashawofficial:
“askslinkybanana:
“ itacake:
“ carlashawofficial:
“ carlashawofficial:
“ This kid at school carried a freaking inflatable dolphin on a leash around all day
”
If this gets a 1000 notes I’ll put a picture of...

emery-art-dump-thing:

carlashawofficial:

askslinkybanana:

itacake:

carlashawofficial:

carlashawofficial:

This kid at school carried a freaking inflatable dolphin on a leash around all day

If this gets a 1000 notes I’ll put a picture of his dolphin on a t shirt and give it to him

do it for him

*reblogs this 400 times*

GUYS I MADE THE SHIRT, I’m gonna give it to him tomorrow

Look at that smug lil turd

UPDATE: LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE WAS

HE SCREAMED WHEN I GAVE IT TO HIM OMG

I’m really glad that instead of making fun of him you have him a gift of something he likes.

thefrogman:

The ultimate in population control: exploding testicles. 

Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr]

All new Frog Shorts at Runt of the Web! Click here to read it early!

babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

Because it feels like they are going to stare at the most minuscule flaw you have and silently judge you.

cleowho:

“The files of the Time Lords are very comprehensive.”

Colony in Space - season 08 - 1971

wuffleton:
“metal-socks:
“moonykun:
“s-video:
“cerberus-9:
“ memeguy-com:
“ They stole how many data
”
Billions of data
”
wait isn’t this correct or close to being correct
”
hackers steal data (just one data)
” ”
Data is the plural form of “datum” so...

wuffleton:

metal-socks:

moonykun:

s-video:

cerberus-9:

memeguy-com:

They stole how many data

Billions of data

wait isn’t this correct or close to being correct

hackers steal data (just one data)

image

Data is the plural form of “datum” so this is perfectly correct. It just sounds awkward because we don’t usually phrase “a specific number of datum” like this.