So I bought some stuff at Tora-con and one of them was this Doflamingo figure that I thought looked super badass.
and then i opened it and cannot stop laughing
the fuCKING LEGS.
SOMEONE TAKE THIS TOY AWAY FROM ME.
*clenches fist* I will find you….IM DONE
IM DYING
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out of context egg quotes (via azula-griffon) I WAS TALKING ABOUT A FUCKING SANDWICH (via craftykraken) |
guest challenges gaston to a push up contest. (x)
bonus:
This video literally gave me life
No..one’s….ripped like Gaston!
Lifts as big as Gaston!
No one makes a park patron his bitch like Gaston!
How the fuck
spangledshieldsandsilverwings:
Gif stands for Graphics Interchange Format. when graphics is pronounced “JAFFICKS” Then I will pronounce Gif with a “J”
^ This
Sorry, guys. It’s Jif.
Where is the peanut butter
The fact that you have to change the spelling to denote the way you want it pronounced should be your first hint that you’re fucking wrong.
I would bold that last to emphasize but i’m lazy

This kid at school carried a freaking inflatable dolphin on a leash around all day
If this gets a 1000 notes I’ll put a picture of his dolphin on a t shirt and give it to him
do it for him
*reblogs this 400 times*
GUYS I MADE THE SHIRT, I’m gonna give it to him tomorrow
Look at that smug lil turd
UPDATE: LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE WAS
HE SCREAMED WHEN I GAVE IT TO HIM OMG
I’m really glad that instead of making fun of him you have him a gift of something he likes.
The ultimate in population control: exploding testicles.
Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr]
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WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL
Because it feels like they are going to stare at the most minuscule flaw you have and silently judge you.























