Silver Tongue
LISTEN UP I GOT A STORY TO TELL

djsckatzen:

sasstronauuut:

falloutfrost:

sasstronauuut:

sasstronauuut:

SO AT OUR SCHOOL THERE ARE NO PHONES ALLOWED BUT WE STILL TAKE THEM TO SCHOOL BECAUSE WE’RE FUCKING IDIOTS AND TODAY THE CLASS PRES ALMOST RAMMED THE DOOR DOWN AND YELLED “HIDE YOUR PHONES THE HEADMISTRESS WILL CHECK YOUR BAGS FOR PHONES AND TAKE THEM AWAY IF SHE FINDS THEM” AND FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS YOU COULD SEE THIRTY FACES OF PURE HORROR AND THEN PEOPLE STARTED SCREAMING AND TAKING OFF THEIR SHOES AND PUTTING THEIR PHONES THERE, SOME PUT THEIRS IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, A GIRL WITH THICK CURLY HAIR PUT HERS IN HER FUCKING HAIR, SOME HIDTHEIR PHONES IN THEIR BOOKS, A BITCH I HATE TAPED HERS TO THE BOTTOM OF HER CHAIR AND I HID MINE ON MY BRA AND THE EARPHONES ON MY SHOE AND YOU COULD SEE BULLIES HELPING THEIR VICTIMS HIDE THEIR PHONES AND ASKING THEM IF IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT THEY HID THEIR PHONES ON THEIR PANTS OR STH AND AFTER THE HORROR HAD PASSED PEOPLE WERE YELLING BECAUSE THEIR PHONES SMELT LIKE DIRTY FEET IT WAS AMAZING

let this die i beg of you

This is beautiful and shouldn’t die.

I SWEAR TO FUCK THIS HAD LIKE 400 NOTES AN HOUR AGO WHO MADE THIS BLOW UP WHO

a beautiful situation showing humans working together and co-operating

sweet-poni:

*throws these at you guys and crawls under the bed*

they are so pretty

butthedeadgofaster:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

lipstickstainedlove:

samandriel:

suddendeathin-carolina:

x

gal pal

Live in gal pal you can’t even say the word girlfriend are you kidding me

“Live in gal pal”

THEY ARE LESBIANS AND THEY ARE FUCKING

I cannot deal with the level of denial involved in someone seriously thinking that Kristen Stewart isn’t bisexual 

The level of gal pal is too high

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inrealityadream:

Who the fuck names horses

I would name a horse spiarmf or turntsnaco

commanderholly:

funkymcgalaxy:

The awkward moment when you make a bullshit sexist meme about “fake geek girls”, but aren’t quite geek enough yourself to know that Spock did hold the rank of Captain from Star Trek II to VI, making the “fake geek girl” in this scenario 8,000 per cent more legit geek than you. 

Aahahahhahaha haahha ah

lilithn:
“why have Minions turned into the meme mascots for middle-aged women
”

lilithn:

why have Minions turned into the meme mascots for middle-aged women

frenchifries:
“tbh it actually makes me happy that a boy having fun with gender presentation is being presented for the most part in a positive light, especially a black boy because people of color are so often more harshly criticized for not...

frenchifries:

tbh it actually makes me happy that a boy having fun with gender presentation is being presented for the most part in a positive light, especially a black boy because people of color are so often more harshly criticized for not conforming to binary gender roles… scrolling through the tag, almost all of the posts were positive or neutral, though a few of them were like “how are people going to rationalize this” or “what is this, some kind of new trend”

jaden’s response to all the hubbub?

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vixyish:

forget-no-sleep:

FINALLY

One of the things I like about this: they’re doing it without shouting down women.

Because “that doesn’t happen to guys” *IS* a feminist issue. Male victims of abuse being dismissed, blamed or ridiculed because they weren’t “manly” enough is a part of patriarchy. And you can raise awareness of that without dismissing other feminist issues or bringing it up as a “counter argument” to problems women face.

MRAs, take note. This is how you actually support men’s rights.

somekindofcontraption:

ohyousillypotato:

rogueshenanigans:

makin my way downtown

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walkin fast

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faces pass and im homebound

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What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST

Now the conversation on my NSFW blog is which female character would make a better dominatrix for fem!dom purposes...

rosexxxknight:

rosexknight:

moomuffns-blog:

for me its a toss up between libo and cammy tbh XD

I could actually see Cammy. If it’s anyone it’d be her.

Lady of the Changelings and all…

Changelings have goo to bind people