Silver Tongue
rosexknight:
“a-random-mod:
“I really like her having a brooklyn accent.
”
Chip’s assistant in her cafe. I love her.
”
Confession. I said brooklyn, I meant boston.

rosexknight:

a-random-mod:

I really like her having a brooklyn accent.

Chip’s assistant in her cafe. I love her.

Confession. I said brooklyn, I meant boston.

keepmywhiskeyneat:
“ TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some...

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

novakimmeh:

itsmarshalltime98:

whenyouwishupondisney:

our-fate-lives-within-us:

itstumblingwithgrace:

My sister and I have a headcanon that Jane is Belle and the Beast’s grandaughter.

and I think this further proves our point…

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Which would explain why she understand Tarzan, he sort of reminds me of Beast in attitude…. he is sort of a Beast… hmmm. I like your headcanon. 

I agree. Professor Porter said that she got her wild stories from her mother. Belle had wild stories, which turned out to be true, just like Jane’s story about Tarzan was true.

This must be shared, with EVERYONE!

SHE EVEN HAS THE BEASTS EYES 

headcanon accepted

stevraybro:

queenbean03:

greenwithenby:

People are speculating that Steven might lean vegetarian, because he had a veggie pizza in Shirt Club.

I guess I could see that; He’s shown discomfort with eating animals/animal death before:

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I can see this happening.

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It was revealed in episode two that he has no problem with porkchops and hotdogs.

Early 19th century scientist/con artist OC who goes around the US posing as an exorcist, using chemical reactions to…

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! I WOULD TOTALLY WATCH A MOVIE WHERE THAT HAPPENS AND THEN THEY END UP HAVING TO DO A VERY REAL EXORCISM WITH 19TH CENTURY PROTON PACKS

Game grumps video at 1 min: hAHA POOP JOKE HAA WTF SONIC THE HEDGHORG
Game grumps video at 10 min: the universe is so massive it's terrifying and knowing that anything could happen to us scares me but also there is a beauty to it
I really like her having a brooklyn accent.

I really like her having a brooklyn accent.

I like the mutual understanding in dead chat when half the town is dead n1 and someone just asks “(vets name)?”

singsdancesandprances:
““Realization that one is trans can take anywhere from a few moments to several decades“
UHMMM.. hello could this be any more true?! This might be one of the most brilliant and true sentences that has ever been written in the...

singsdancesandprances:

“Realization that one is trans can take anywhere from a few moments to several decades“ 

 UHMMM.. hello could this be any more true?! This might be one of the most brilliant and true sentences that has ever been written in the English language.

impwhoretant:
“pizzaismylifepizzaisking:
“unexplained-events:
“Burning Ammonium Dichromate
This is also how you summon demons from the gates of hell
”
This is interesting…imagine if you did this 300+ years ago. People would really think you’re a...

impwhoretant:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

unexplained-events:

Burning Ammonium Dichromate 

This is also how you summon demons from the gates of hell

This is interesting…imagine if you did this 300+ years ago. People would really think you’re a sorcerer. 

yeah it would be so cool they’d think you’re a sorcerer and then burn you at the stake

Or you could do “demon exorcisms” where you purge a “demon” from a home like this by forcing it into the physical realm and turning it to ash.

I would love to be a con artist in the 1800s especially in Massachusetts which was historically superstitious about this kind of shit.