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thebigt2000:
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“We got the perfect bread.
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I don’t care of my favorite sandwich there is almost $10 I will never stop eating there every time it’s expensive but it’s fucking delicious!!!!!!
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It’s really not that good. Subway is way...

thebigt2000:

a-random-mod:

We got the perfect bread.

I don’t care of my favorite sandwich there is almost $10 I will never stop eating there every time it’s expensive but it’s fucking delicious!!!!!!

It’s really not that good. Subway is way better. But here’s something you should know. It sounds like yuo’re buying a gargantuan. You can buy a double garg called “the gutburster”

It’s not on our menus but it is still in our registers so you could still buy it.

So 'tis been a while that I'm wondering, what can I do to save the bees?

thegreatdelta:

vikingalitarian:

pro-bees-anti-feminism:

cloudcaps:

pro-bees-anti-feminism:

paradisemantis:

sveltlanna:

beevomitbooboo-blog:

Well, there are many things you can do to save bees, for every skill and dedication level!

Level: You’ve thought about bees once or twice.
Don’t kill bees! This takes almost no effort at all, just don’t swat them when you see them, try and open a window for them if they get in your house or car, don’t spray them with bug killer, in general, just leave them bee. Or, in the rare case where you might get a swarm in your neighborhood, call a local beekeeper to see if they can come and take them away without hurting them.

Level: Hey, you sorta like bees.
If you do any kind of gardening, try not to use insecticides that might harm bees.

Level: You think bees are quite important.
Signing these petitions to stop the use of harmful pesticides on commercial crops will really help bees, there is quite a lot of evidence that pesticides currently being used contribute to the falling bee population. And you could write to local politicians urging them to stop the use of them as well.

Level: You’re pretty sweet on bees!
Buy honey from a local beekeeper. Local beekeepers tend to care more about the health of their bees over profits, not to mention they allow their bees to forage for their own nectar and pollen which not only keeps them healthy and happy, but makes the honey taste ten times better than commercial honey that only feed their bees sugar water. It’s a little more expensive, but if you’re a person who has previously not really liked honey, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it changes your mind. And if you don’t like honey on its own, it can always be used in place of sugar, for your tea, coffee or your baking!

Level: You bee-lieve in bees.
Make a bee waterer! Bees can need a drink while searching far and wide for nectar, but drinking from a puddle or a stream is dangerous for them, they can easily fall in and drown! So, you can easily make a safe little area for them to drink from, all you need is some kind of bowl or dish, some pebbles or marbles, and water. The pebbles create little islands for the bees to land on while they drink, so there is no danger of them drowning.

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Level: You really like bees!
Plant flowers that bees love! This helps them to easily get food, wherever they are. Here is a few lists of the kind of flowers bees like, and some advice on planting them.

Level: You’re a bee doctor!
When you see a grounded bee, a bee that is crawling on the ground because it is too weak to fly, sick, or possibly wet, give it a hand! Find a tupperware box, place the bee inside, you can use a piece of cardboard if you’re not feeling brave, and place it in a warmer area, in the sun, in your shed, or in your house if you’re comfortable with bees. And give it something to eat, you can pick some flowers and put them in the box, or mix up some sugar and water (do not use sweeteners or honey, sweeteners are inedible to them and honey can possibly contain viruses that will not be good for it in its weakened state) and place it near the bee. If it was just weak or wet it may dry off and bee able to fly away, but in some cases they’re too sick to help, but at least you tried!

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Level: Heck, you’re a bee estate agent!
Some types of solitary, mason and bumblebees don’t live in hives, but instead make small nests or dig holes in trees, but wouldn’t you like it if you were going to build a house and someone gave you one for free? So why not buy or build a bee house! Here are a few tutorials to make one, and then you can watch the bees that might take up residence. But if you don’t have the time you can easily buy one online.

Level: You might love bees more than I do, if that’s possible!
Become a beekeeper! Yes, you can do it if you feel up to the challenge, I would advise reading up on it before you buy a hive though, here is some reading material to get you started. Not to mention you should be able to buy a Flow Hive soon, which will make it even easier!

Level: You are now fully assimilated into bee culture.
Hey if you like bees that much, why not just become one! Put on your black and yellow striped top, your bee wings and antennae, bug eye glasses, and start learning to communicate through the medium of dance. Hey, if Doctor Bees can do it, so can you!

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Level: ?????
Watch Bee Movie.

Just do it.

Right now.

Hey people! We need to reblog this! This is some useful information! :D

I don’t agree with all of it, namely wasting time nursing bees back to health when there are millions of the fuckers, but this is a good post for people in most regards.

Individual bees are as important as bees a whole, same with humans really. It doesn’t have to be done, but taking a few moments out of your day to help someone or something, whether it’s reviving a bee, or trying to save a mouse in a dishwasher, or helping a mother struggling with her shopping bags and children, or any other small task can be very rewarding.

What if you heal the queen and you have your own bee army?
Think of the possibilities. You could conquer the whole neighbourhood.

Yaaaas! I need a bee army

CONTROL THE BEES
CONTROL THE WORLD

BEES!

naamahdarling:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

elfoftheforest:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

So it’s the first day of college and there are people handing out bibles everywhere

let me tell you a story

i picked philosphy as minor this semester and there are several “soon to be priests” who need to study philosophy before theology. to make it ven funnier it’s only me and other 5 women, all the other 40 are men priests.

on a rainy thursday (would you look at that coincidence) i got my pagan ass to class (heh) and i noticed some of them gave me weird looks because of my mjöllnir and my “””in your face””” pagan tshirt, so they started asking me why i was defying cristians with those accessories, in a catholic university and being probably baptized as christian when a baby. 

i just let them talk and heard a lot about how wrong i was converting to an “unexistent” and “primitive” religion when i shit you not a thunder hit the building next to ours and almost got everyone deaf. i got startled but i tried to keep my cool to scare them off and i said in my morgan freeman sort of voice “don’t you call my gods false”.

they literally run away to the sight of me now.

Thank you for your continuation to my post it’s the best one yet

That is AMAZING.

kidrooster:

thingsthatsuckass:

so earlier this

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was on my dashboard you can find the original post here

 and the only thing that could come to mind was the idea that the thirst for battle was so high that…

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the force… is strong in that one…

rad!

zelda-guru-momi:

tarukai788:

muonna:

migraineeuphoria:

the-anti-fandom:

littlezombiekid:

the-uncensored-she:

Women should NOT be forced to feed their babies in a bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society that’s been brainwashed to believe that female breasts used for anything other than male pleasure is “indecent”. Support public breast feeding and end the porn culture.

Forever reblog

No. I’m eating. I don’t wanna see you hang out your goddamn tits while I have food. My kids don’t wanna see it. It’s not some misogynistic ideal, it’s fucking public indecency. Can I take my cock out under the table and feed my wife/girlfriend?
No?
Fuck you

•You don’t want to see it? Don’t look
•You can’t go switching from formula to breast milk as you like, and many moms prefer breast milk because it is healthier and nutritionally adjusts to the infants growth needs over time
•it isn’t really indecent, she’s feeding her child. She’s not trying to flash you
•breast feeding in the bathroom can be unsanitary for the baby (very sensitive immune systems)
•your cock is not something that was literally solely built to feed someone and your wife/girlfriend does not require it to live

Who the fuck even equates their dick to fucking breastfeeding. There’s nothing sexual in breastfeeding. There’s plenty sexual in sucking cock. If you have a problem viewing tits outside of porn that’s your problem not theirs.

The guys who equate their dick to breastfeeding really don’t understand anything about women except seeing them as sex objects it seems to me.

Pfft he wasn’t even just comparing breastfeeding to his dick, he was comparing it to shoving his cock in his girlfriend’s mouth in public

What a maroon.

xxladybugdisney:

distressingdisneydamsel:

mollaythesassay:

king-under-hobbiton:

My promposal!

10/10 best thing I’ve ever seen

I really like that kid who doesn’t give AF with the glasses.

hahaha ^ i just looked at them the whole time

sweet-poni:

azula-griffon:

azula-griffon:

Do birds eat potato chirps

This isn’t a serious question I just wanted to make a shitty pun dammit

This ruffled my feathers

The best puns don’t have thought behind them. it’s better to wing it.

Inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me.
instathug:
“ “How homo is it?” “So.” ”

instathug:

“How homo is it?” “So.”

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sweet-poni:

a-random-mod:

sweet-poni:

lol gunna try to do something anthro tonight.

Maybe work on men

maybe

….maybe.

might just draw some porn.

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Draw some anthro porn. Maybe get a few POV shots.

ovo/ officially drawing cute furries in cuter dresses

o3o
Can you draw me in a dress?