Silver Tongue

Law enforcement should use 4-year-olds to do interrogations.

Kid: who are you?
Suspect: I'm Bob. 
Kid: why are you here?
Suspect: the cops think I killed my brother
Kid: why?
Suspect: I didn't kill him, he was my brother
Kid: why?
Suspect: because...he just was. We were both born from the same parents. 
Kid: why?
Suspect: because we just were. Our parents had 3 kids. 
Kid: why?
Suspect: they just did, okay? My brother and I were twins and then a few years later my little sister came along.
Kid: why?
Suspect: she just - look, never mind. I didn't kill my brother. I loved him. 
Kid: why?
Suspect: why what - Why didn't I kill my brother or why did I love him?
Kid: why?
Suspect: I had no reason to kill my brother! Why would I want to kill my family?
Kid: Why?
Suspect: I wouldn't! I mean, we're not exactly the closest family but still...
Kid: why?
Suspect: just because. 
Kid: because why?
Suspect: because I said so!
Kid: why?
Kid: whyyyy?
Kid: why why why why why why why why
Kid: whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywh-
Suspect: BECAUSE MOMMY AND DADDY LOVED MY BROTHER THE MOST
Kid: why
Suspect: he was born first! He was seven minutes older! I was always living in his shadow!
Kid: why
Kid: WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY
Kid: WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWH-
Kid: WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!
Suspect: BECAUSE HE KNEW I WAS A KILLER! I killed my family! I killed my brother!
  I KILED THEM ALL!!!
Kid: why
Suspect: I JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED
Kid: why
Suspect: I...I don't know. 
Kid: ok. I'm gonna go play with my Legos
Head Detective: kid, we've been trying to crack this case for a year and you did it in 4 minutes. 
Kid: can I have a lollipop now?
Head Detective: just one. Your mom doesn't want to ruin your dinner. 
Kid: why
Head Detective: oh dear god

gamespite:

nadiaoxford:
jankyweeaboo:
thenintendard:
Nintendo Comic Peach > Any other Peach.
peachypie101
I like how she gradually became more and more unhinged.
Can someone please make a video game about THIS version of Peach?

What I learned from Fullmetal Alchemist

cocythe:

strange-circumstances:
Good people do bad things:
Good and evil are subjective:
Sometimes those you trust the most will hurt you the worst:
Bad things happen to good people:
Even those you love can die:
Life isn’t fair:
You can’t get something for nothing:
Don’t judge people by their outward appearance:
Don’t give up. Even when things are hard:
Don’t forget the people who helped you get where you are:
Hatred will destroy you:
People can change:
There are two sides to every story:
Even your enemies have feelings:
When the world is crashing down around you, it is okay to laugh:
… or cry:
Family comes in all shapes and sizes:
Big things come in small packages:
The truth is sometimes more frightening than you hoped:
Beauty can hide great strength:
Crying is not a weakness:
Expect the unexpected:
Sometimes you have to make a sacrifice in order to move forward:
Learn from your past. Don’t forget your mistakes:
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sweet-poni:

lol gunna try to do something anthro tonight.
Maybe work on men
maybe
….maybe.
might just draw some porn.

Draw some anthro porn. Maybe get a few POV shots.

deadd0e:

fandom stan:
canon stan:

scumplanet:

s-a-b-r-i-e-l:
archangelimpala:
grimdarkthroes:
I don’t know if you know this but here’s a live feed of porn searches being made right now.
#one person is just searching ‘jeremy’ #no other keywords whatsoever #nothing else will suffice #this person can ONLY be satisfied by jeremy #good luck you poor lost soul
I’m cying
3d hentai monster and adorable hardcore husband are my faves rn

someone was searching for nine….

veinsrunempty:

whitey13:
withtherainfall:
Awwww poor baby :(
This is so sad to watch
Actually heartbreaking

buzzfeedrewind:

Moments on “Hey Arnold!” that got way too real.