yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

the elder swear

fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

sweet-poni:

azula-griffon:

Can I just say a thing because it seems a lot of people don’t get this and it should go without saying

Don’t “hug” or “glomp” or “cling” or whatever to people you don’t know.

Even if it’s just some dumb rp text

It’s not cute. It’s really gross to some people and it makes me and a lot of others uncomfortable. 

And If you’ve already failed step one and they ask you not to do that to them, at least be chill enough to not do it again. seriously. 

No means fucking no, dude. You don’t even have to have a crazy high reverence for them or anything. just basic respect, man.

Oh god

thank you

so much for making this clear.

I do not like receiving hugs or glomps or whatever the fuck they are over skype unless you are the absolute middle of my gobstopper.

There are 3 people that follow me on tumblr that can do that.

If you do not think you’re one of those people, you’re not one of them.
For the love of fuck people

stop doing that to me on skype

greenwithenby:

Why is this awful post getting notes again?

sweet-poni:

287 followers though

c: Thank you everyone

You need more.

specialsnowflakesanonymous:

naegiurl:

specialsnowflakesanonymous:

Tumblr has got to be one of the most prejudiced websites I have ever been on in my entire life. The fact that you guys weigh the importance of opinions on a person’s skin color or sexuality/gender blows my mind. And then you have the nerve to call that equality?

In the real world we just call that discrimination. Cause, y’know, that’s what the fuck it is.

you’re a straight white man aren’t you

I’m a black trans man but thanks for proving my point.

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

its-emma-bitchh:

dearmycroft:

GUYS OKAY SO THE AUSTRALIAN HOTTIE IN THE NEW OITNB TRAILER IS CALLED RUBY ROSE, SHE’S GENDERFLUID, ENGAGED TO PHOEBE DAHL AND HER CHARACTER, STELLA CARLIN, IS GOING TO BE A ‘LUST INTEREST’ FOR BOTH ALEX AND PIPER!!

JUST

 LOOK

HOW

HOT

SHE

IS

DAMN.

I posted a picture of her on my Twitter and all these straight girls are tweeting at me asking who she is and I’m like HAHAHAHAHA JOIN THE CLUB

Ruby prefers third person pronouns. Use they/them when referring to Ruby Rose.

They are so aesthetically pleasing

arrenkae:

deathgripsforcutie:

russian tumblr whats it like having no more memes? can you see this:

thanks

I can confirm that I am in fact unable to see this and this pains me greatly

super-ponyartist:

nicodiangeloisnotaheterosexual:

fandomstuckportal:

kidsnextdoormoonbase824c:

artificial-admin:

pumpkizaya:

booeste:

a vampire and a piece of gum argue a lot

please do this on anon

please do this in my inbox and I will try to guess it.

Two different species fall in love. Can they have children? I have no f***ing clue.

((OOC: a mute murderer and a british sphere have bad ideas and accidentally revive an evil goddess))

an evil space asshole and a morally ambiguous but more well behaved space asshole do space things

red meguca girl and blue knight meguca meet and do magical meguca things in a bunch of timelines

A huge fucking nerd and a guard from another dimension.