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rosexknight:
“annualponyprom:
“It’s time for annual Pony Prom!
Tell your friends, tell your neighbours, tell your cat!
Everybody can attend as long as they dress up
”
Hey! See this? I wanna do a thing for this. I’ve got a ton of characters to do...

rosexknight:

annualponyprom:

It’s time for annual Pony Prom!
Tell your friends, tell your neighbours, tell your cat!

Everybody can attend as long as they dress up

Hey! See this? I wanna do a thing for this. I’ve got a ton of characters to do things with too! Not to mention my usual blogs…

So yeah! We should do a thing someone!

Rose, you thinking what I’m thinking?

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELP

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OHHHHH NOOOOO HE TEXTED ME I WASNT FAST ENOUGH OH MY GOD

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OH NOOOOO IT GOT WORSE 

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I HAVE MADE THINGS SO MUCH WORSE HELP I AM IN THIS HOLE SO DEEP

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OH NO

alexiisloovee:

Whenever Deadpool breaks the fourth wall in his movie, I want one where he’s like “Oh man I could be getting so much help from this other group of superheroes based in New York but ya know…..” then he looks at the camera and he’s like “Studio ownership issues.” 

lizzymodblog:

pricefieldtrash:

sleightofpencil:

imagineyouricon:

However many followers you have is how many kids you have with your icon.

I just had 106 children with an eyeball

I had 258 children w Kate marsh oh

1013 with Star Butterfly. We’ll name this half Liz Jr. and the other half Star Jr. and then we can name one Nemo.

588 beautiful cartoon horse girls.

ravenbohique:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

vodka-is-the-solution:

I am crying.

That’s the best

It looks like the tim Burton version

confusedvantas:
“zferolie:
“automailarrows:
“I’m sorry, did we even watch the same show? I mean
obviously she exists only to be sexualized, that’s why she passes the Bechdel test within 30 seconds of being introduced. she definitely doesn’t do...

confusedvantas:

zferolie:

automailarrows:

I’m sorry, did we even watch the same show? I mean

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obviously she exists only to be sexualized, that’s why she passes the Bechdel test within 30 seconds of being introduced. she definitely doesn’t do anything important

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like teach valuable lessons to middle-aged men

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or, you know, other women

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her work definitely isn’t respected by professionals in her field either

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yeah she’s just there for fanservice

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she’s the only character who gets a bathing scene

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and takes off their shirt

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yeah she’s all about fanservice

That’s all her character amounts to. Anything she does or says is canceled out by the fact that she’s comfortable in a tube top or miniskirt. Because we all know that what a woman wears is the most important part of who she is, and she can only earn respect by covering more skin.

Obviously.

Clearly the fanservice character of this show…. is Armstrong

“My family has been passing down the fan service title for generations”

blade-of-grass:

chekhovandowl:

sparkafterdark:

osamusato:

gifsboom:

Weed Whacker vs Scythe. [video]

grasscon

What a farce. Not only is the contest weighted towards the scythe because Weed Whackers are meant for edging and trimming of WEEDS in hard to reach places, not thick grass, but the scythe cut that patch super uneven and it looks like absolute shit. The WeedWhacker took slightly longer but did a much neater, better job with less effort. 

Really thought he comparison is absurd, Nobody would ever use a WeedWhacker to replace a scythe, they do completely different things, just like you’d never use a scythe to cut down weeds growing out of a sidewalk. If it’s for trimming a lawn it should be against a lawnmower, which would fucking destroy it, and if it’s for harvesting hay it should be against a combine harvester, which would destroy it exponentially more.

This is nothing more than lies and propaganda from butthurt scythelovers and I for one will not stand for it.

unrest in the grass fandom

The grass fandom you say?

It’s back!