maybeiwasserious:

icatciaccolatita:

filiasanguis:

A lot of people talk about this

But I think they forget this

And what about this?

And this?

Aaaand this

In my friend who provided the above comment’s words, “It would be very daring to kill the main protagonist off.”

“Dipper is playing with fire”

kyliesparks27:

pikatru:

trashrabbits:

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

lorrainethechicken:

cargsdoodles:

cargsdoodles:

so these are two of my paintings I’ve done this semester and my professor has told me literally every day since I’ve painted them that I should paint over them and they just don’t work. today he told me I would never get anywhere in life if I keep painting like this. so I just was wondering do any of yall like them? would you buy a painting like this?

they literally all say my professor is a piece of shit

These are gorgeous

It looks like a background for some epic dragon fight in a sky

Nah, I’m a hugable person.

you wanna hug me?

problematic-url:

basilsilos:

pennman9000:

dil-howlters-uncreative-username:

WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND

So for all you feminists out their who think that all men should die, remember, you are not a feminist.

reblogging for the last comment

Yes

grey-violet:

thorin-and-twerkteam:

emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it, and your feelings, like always, are rendered invalid and silenced, forever damaging the ability to trust others with your feelings because they always are used against you.

this is important because so many people don’t know this

reblog and see what your followers say

voidbat:

mishasassbutt:

mishasassbutt:

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

kitsunebushi:

imaginarily:

LMAO WHAT

Question: why is this such a common mating thing people with penises try? I don’t think there has ever been someone who has seen a dick and automatically married the person behind the dick. Why? It’s like do you really think that tiny thing will make me date you? Or big thing? Why do I even give a fuck about your reproduction organ? I’m not reproducing a damn thing with someone who would send me a penis picture before even asking me what my favorite food is.

because there are a bunch of guys out there raised to think that all a woman cares about is the size of their dick. Personally I blame the media and lack of parenting for showing unrealistic relationship standards.