Silver Tongue
bitch-with-a-blue-box:
“aanzhen:
“agentcheshire:
“madlymiscellaneous:
“johntheitguy:
“Source required
”
Uh, guys, dihydrogen monoxide is water. Two hydrogen one oxygen. H2O.
”
Some people just want to watch the world burn
”
IM...

bitch-with-a-blue-box:

aanzhen:

agentcheshire:

madlymiscellaneous:

johntheitguy:

Source required

Uh, guys, dihydrogen monoxide is water. Two hydrogen one oxygen. H2O.

Some people just want to watch the world burn

IM LAUGHING

#h2okills

In if breathed in, dihydrogen monoxide can cause death. If ingested in excess, it can cause nausea and vomiting as well as loss of bladder control.

grave-stone-d:
“Next time on Dragonball Z…can Goku defeat freiza before Namek explodes?
”
Tune into the next episode
Dragon Ball Z: Freiza Defeated

grave-stone-d:

Next time on Dragonball Z…can Goku defeat freiza before Namek explodes?

Tune into the next episode
Dragon Ball Z: Freiza Defeated

pizzaotter:

feministwomenofcolor:

simplecircuitry:

datani:

If a cat or dog is eating vegan meals, they’re doing it out of their own free will, just saying. Give a dog a piece of Tofu turkey and they eat it, i didn’t force them to eat it, so. 

Give a dog anti freeze and they’ll eat it. Feed a dog rat poison and they’ll eat it. Give a dog grapes, nuts, chocolate, beer, etc. They’ll eat it. They don’t know that it’s dangerous for them. As their caretaker you are responsible for knowing better, not them. If you deprive your cats or dogs of meat, especially cats, you are actively killing your companion in the slowest way.

Some of y’all should not have pets. - Mod K

Some people are so fucking stupid.

sherierenescott:

…you’re the world

88 Fingers Edd - Edd's Song on the Steel Guitar
deviantartwhy:
““My Kirby FC,This Kirby is She.She’s Name Mimi.Sorry to hurting your eyes^^; ,The background is so bright”
what the fuck
”
adurot

deviantartwhy:

“My Kirby FC,This Kirby is She.She’s Name Mimi.Sorry to hurting your eyes^^; ,The background is so bright”

what the fuck

adurot

overheal:

kuueater:

i’m making another one

NEW LIZARDS
NO

my friend was playing tf2 for the first time
him: How do I lie down?
me: Lie down?
him: Yeah, how do I lay down?
me: Why would you lie down?
him: It helps you dodge bullets right
me: Uh well you can crouch with Ctrl
him: Dude I just shot someone right in the head and he didn't die
me: Maybe you didn't do enough damage
him: What do you mean, damage? He's got a bullet in his head!
me: Were you scoped?
him: No
me: Didn't do enough damage
him: What?? Also did someone just beat me to death with a frying pan
WHAT DID YOU DO

deelekgolo:

phylogeny:

wunkolo:

If you got locked out of your dash with the “skull trumpet” video for a bit that was me sorry. In other news hover over this post.

WHAT

tumblr still hasnt fixed this and I’m getting a lot of asks about it.

what the actual fuck