bitch-with-a-blue-box:
aanzhen:
agentcheshire:
madlymiscellaneous:
johntheitguy:
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Uh, guys, dihydrogen monoxide is water. Two hydrogen one oxygen. H2O.
Some people just want to watch the world burn
IM LAUGHING
#h2okills
In if breathed in, dihydrogen monoxide can cause death. If ingested in excess, it can cause nausea and vomiting as well as loss of bladder control.
grave-stone-d:
Next time on Dragonball Z…can Goku defeat freiza before Namek explodes?
Tune into the next episode
Dragon Ball Z: Freiza Defeated
my friend was playing tf2 for the first time
him: How do I lie down?
me: Lie down?
him: Yeah, how do I lay down?
me: Why would you lie down?
him: It helps you dodge bullets right
me: Uh well you can crouch with Ctrl
him: Dude I just shot someone right in the head and he didn't die
me: Maybe you didn't do enough damage
him: What do you mean, damage? He's got a bullet in his head!
me: Were you scoped?
him: No
me: Didn't do enough damage
him: What?? Also did someone just beat me to death with a frying pan