Silver Tongue

So this all happened in one game by multiple people at multiple times.

I know it’s nothing special but I like it when an entire round of players can say the same joke without being aware of everyone else saying it.

It’s just amusing.

ryukodragon:
“trencly:
“mypride-hisprejudice:
“snowblowerz:
“theguff:
“ wickedlovelyperfectlyimperfect:
“ This is a picture from the Curiosity Rover on Mars showing Earth from the Perspective of Mars. You are literally looking at your home from the...

ryukodragon:

trencly:

mypride-hisprejudice:

snowblowerz:

theguff:

wickedlovelyperfectlyimperfect:

This is a picture from the Curiosity Rover on Mars showing Earth from the Perspective of Mars. You are literally looking at your home from the Perspective of another planet. Epic times indeed

group photo everyone

everyone

hey i look really good in this one

Aw I blinked! Can we do another?

I don’t like the way my hair looks

the-majestic-hufflyrin:
“geekhyena:
“chrybo:
“naturepunk:
“madameatomicbomb:
“ cochelicot:
“ did-you-kno:
“ Source
”
this explains a lot
”
They were like, “Why are we feeding ourselves and shitting in the desert when we could enslave the humans....

the-majestic-hufflyrin:

geekhyena:

chrybo:

naturepunk:

madameatomicbomb:

cochelicot:

did-you-kno:

Source

this explains a lot

They were like, “Why are we feeding ourselves and shitting in the desert when we could enslave the humans. They’ll feed us and provide warm laps and boxes not intended for our naptime pleasure and we’ll vomit in their shoes, but they will think us adorable, even when we bite them. ENSLAVE THE HUMANS! THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW OUR PLANS! MWAHAHAHAA!”

Accurate. 

no LITERALLY CATS DOMESTICATED THEMSELVES. Humans had grain stores with lots of mice, and the cats waltzed in themselves and started eating them.

The humans immediately took a shine to them, and welcomed the cats into their homes and started loving them because they kept away vermin and the cats stayed because they wanted to.

Also cats were spread across cultures as agriculture spread. LITERALLY HERE IS GRAIN WOW MAKE FOOD ALSO HERE IS CAT. CAT HELP. Pass it along as part of the farming starter kit.

And now, cats are endemic on EVERY SINGLE CONTINENT. Human expansion is just a vehicle for advancing cat domination of the planet.

I accept our feline overlords.

thatsthat24:
“dostmotherknowyou:
“I’ve been feeling really down today, so I made something happy and positive to try and cheer myself up (with a few special dudes that usually make me happy). I hope it might cheer some other people up as well.

thatsthat24:

dostmotherknowyou:

I’ve been feeling really down today, so I made something happy and positive to try and cheer myself up (with a few special dudes that usually make me happy). I hope it might cheer some other people up as well. <3

This is amazing!!!!! Awwww I love this!! And I love that I can help in cheering you up when you need it! <3

lexidaringtailkat:

neopuff:

favorite gayest scene from dexter’s lab

Right over my head :O

Radfem fired from jobs for wanting to kill all men!

ask-fury-belle:

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/04/17/kill-all-men-lib-dem-activist-in-hate-speech-scandal/

Hope you enjoy it :)

image

- Holy shit, finally. About time that somebody made the point that hate speech is hate speech, no matter who you are.

wow, even meninists called her out with a valid reason.
That is a really bad fuck up

hbreckel:
“maccesmellerbee:
“riza-hotguy:
“ octoberspirit:
“ schazam:
“ i-think-im-so-funny:
“ This is so true it’s not even funny.
” ”
winryapplepie kittenarmor”
OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THOSE WERE METAPHORICAL
”
Oh it’s true. I drive by the Hell is real...

hbreckel:

maccesmellerbee:

riza-hotguy:

octoberspirit:

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

winryapplepie kittenarmor

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THOSE WERE METAPHORICAL

Oh it’s true. I drive by the Hell is real sign every time I drive to see family in Kentucky. (Kentucky has a big “Florence y’all” thing and “world’s largest adult store”)

footledoodle:
“free her
”

footledoodle:

free her

saint-ghostsys:

let this be my legacy