Silver Tongue

hatchet-ears:

weloveshortvideos:

Roosters Be Like…

unmute this shit. Now.

spaghetti-goggles:

leadhooves:

setbabiesonfire:

itcuddles:

Animals are better than people, look this dog trying to save the fish. Omg, it broke my heart.

This implies that the dog is intelligent enough to not only recognize that a fish lives in water, but that without water it is in danger/pain, and thirdly implies that this being (the dog) understands empathy. Think about that.

Aw baby no ;~;

I can 100% guarantee you that is not what the dog is trying to do. It’s trying to bury the fish with the water to hide it so it can eat it later. It’s instincts are telling it that the food has to be buried and hidden because it knows it won’t be able to eat the whole thing in one go. There’s no dirt around to cover the food, but its brain is telling it to try and hide it with something before someone else comes along and tries to take it. It’s just like when dogs try to bury their treats in blakets/pillows by pushing them with its nose. Or how wild dogs will do the same thing for the same reason. Anyone that thinks that dog is trying to do anything to ‘save’ the fish does not understand dogs or how they think or function.

hotdiggedydemon really outdid himself with this one.

REBLOG IF YOUR FIRST NINTENDO HANDHELD WAS A GAMEBOY COLOR
Game Grumps - Milton

bloopyreggaejams:

khello my naem is milton i am from milton’s milton fectory

ohhh milton i see you have created many miltons from your miltons-ssm-mmff  your milton molds

thenk yuo fro noticing. i have meny meeltons on seel for terty nine dolars apeece

tell me something-yees-my name is meelton and i would like a milton do you have miltons?

yees

reely?

YEES

how meeny miltons?

a LOT,

a meelion miltons?

EF you would like meelton i can get chu them but one meellion mey be askyng too mach

okey

you might want to go to a perfeshonal metlyon menyufectyoror

such as mory? mor-aiGH-mory only mekes mories tho he doosent maek meeltons

FUCK MORY

i know

hees has better prices tan me -nobady knows meelton like meelton-NOOO

okey

yees, do you hev meelk choklet meeltons?

one moer ting about dem-they melt in my meeltons-yes

not in my milt-

YEES. YES TO BOTH.

hhauhgghh.

ONE ting i hev to mention about MEELtinns

tell me this thing

dey ar raer

yes

enndey ar veypoisenus dunat eet.

bree-AUWFUCK! DEE mIE—DOUH ATE DE MEELK CHOKLET OEN-I ATE IT!!

do naht eeat.

WHUat do ido NOW?

meelk choklat onlee fer dekayreeshin.

whuh-de-whuhDEKERa-AWWHHHhhhhh, dEH-corashen

YES you ar dyeeng.

dochusa MMMMMMMmmmmmmMMMmm

yu are dying currently rite nyeh

thee first sign of dying is misunderstanding vowels

thEYcah!-the y call it “meelton’s melteeng”

oH NAY!

YEES.-hehehuhah!-YEES- I’M DEE-YNG!-veh verl-VEERLY RAER, but veery effEEctiff.

ay em DEEEEEEEEEAD

so-*mic rustle*-so come on down to meelton’s milton FEEctery wheur we weel seel u mEELtinz. terty nien dolars on sel eef you buy terty ate yuo get a dolar-uH uHH, nnh

i can get a deoller off a meelton?

a deller ouff.

furvilla:
“Some more LGBT friendly villagers - this time much love to our intersex, demisexual, bisexual, and genderfluid friends.
Artist | Furvilla Game
”

furvilla:

Some more LGBT friendly villagers - this time much love to our intersex, demisexual, bisexual, and genderfluid friends.

Artist | Furvilla Game

bonkalore:

pastel-chaos:

lets all take the time to appreciate this child that we are all growing mildly suspicious of 

(not all my gifs)

#like i’m spoiled by gravity falls theories because those usually have a lot of evidence and symbolism so i dunno about this guy#all i know is that there is something seriously wrong with this child and i am frightened

I really hope that Onion is yellow diamond because there is really something wrong with him

sweetspet:
“she’s a single upbeat bird mom. she’s just tryin her best
”
azula-griffon craftykraken

sweetspet:

she’s a single upbeat bird mom. she’s just tryin her best

azula-griffon craftykraken

tastefullyoffensive:
“by Gemma Correll
”
I was gonna get mad but then I read the rest

tastefullyoffensive:

by Gemma Correll

I was gonna get mad but then I read the rest

Things Programmers Shout #102

thingsprogrammersshout:

“This isn’t the correct way to do this, but it’s close enough for tonight!”
//submitted by warpedpoint

And this