Silver Tongue
9 maf OP

9 maf OP

I personally hate the U.S. government and wish we didn't have any at all. BUT If we didn't have a government, we as a country would be in utter chaos!

jestre:

the-golden-summer-rose:

jestre:

timelordsage:

jestre:

timelordsage:

jestre:

That has yet to be proven.

:-/

Equal rights would finally be a thing for one.

Riots would start, war would happen. O_O But that’s just how I think. I’m just gonna hide in my hole now. >.<

Chaos leads to order in evolution of human nature. We simply need a political restart.

yes, but without government, there would be nothing to stop racist assholes from killing people. Are those lives really worth it for a political restart?

And there’d be nothing to stop the victims’ revenge, but all of this is assuming things would be allowed to go to the extreme before transition into something new.

If there was no massive government, communities would create their own. Each community would have their own set of codes and laws. They would make alliances with other communities and start trading. And most would have a “you hurt us we hurt you” code and stuff.

If there was no government, things would end up like fallout except not in a post nuclear apocalypse.

artkat:

I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS, OK

First Bird Mom ‘dies’ and then Square Mom ‘dies’. He’s just a little boy; he must have such nightmares. ;___;

You people asked for this, you know. In the tags of the one I did with Bird Mom. So many of you asked for this. I hope you can live with yourselves.

This makes me feel conflicted

tell me all that you know about me in my inbox

Name as many facts as you can.

Brown-haired?
Anonymous

Yes I have brown hair

clientsfromhell:

Client: Our website is down. We need it up now. All our business is done via our website.

Me: You cancelled our services in May 2014.

Client: Yeah, but it was working last week, and we need it up now. We’re losing money even as we speak.

Me: You haven’t paid us since April 2014, and you said your new IT company had it last year. We took it down in a bit of a virtual clean-up last week

Client: Yeah, but it was working last week and we need it back up. Now.

Me: I have an email from you telling me to cancel your service in May 2014. We haven’t charged you since then… but your website was still up.

Client: Yeah… so you should have warned us before taking it down.

Me: You told us to take it down. Last year. Then you stopped paying us

Client: We need it now. We’re losing thousands of dollars every day

Me: Ok… we need to get it off a back up drive, then you need to pay for the hosting of that website from May last year to now.

Client: Wait, wait, wait… you want money from us? No way. No, no, no, we’ll find a new web designer, make a better site, then find someone to host it, and we’re gonna sue you for not warning us that you’re taking our site down.

Me: You told us to take it down last year. You stopped paying us. You should ask your new IT company why they didn’t migrate it. You want to build a new site? Cool. That will take a few weeks, you said you were losing thousands daily. It’ll cost less than that to have your site up in a few hours.

Client: &$%# YOU

Me: Ok… thanks for calling. Is there anything else I can help you with?

Is this a repost?

shitpostgenerator:

mrozna:

shitpostgenerator:

Guess who’s about to write a fucking symphony.

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Game grumps video at 1 min: hAHA POOP JOKE HAA WTF SONIC THE HEDGHORG
Game grumps video at 10 min: the universe is so massive it's terrifying and knowing that anything could happen to us scares me but also there is a beauty to it
askevilgeniustwilight:
“Pinkie has been so friendly lately
https://www.patreon.com/ZaneZandell
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adurot:

tehmunchkindiary:

jhameia:

verbalunderstanding:

cosmic-noir:

lafrenchbae:

bluesey:

trap-lord-cleo:

talkdowntowhitepeople:

apathes:

dusted

I love when real life pulls a hollywood action scene

The song 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

was that a girl who beat them?

… Wtf happened???

YASSSSSSS

Loved this the first time I saw it. Still love it. Will always love it.

and she has a fucking umbrella

omfg

THAT CRESCENT KICK

Clearly she is a Kingsman.

She even has the umbrella