vorpalgirl:

nonedecidemyfate:

lavendrmenace:

Men: Don’t look like a trash can
Women: “Look pretty enough to show you’re a woman” because the only thing that matters to be a woman is to be beautiful, also “covered enough to look like a lady” because showing your shoulder will make every man in the audience simaltaneously ejaculate and it will be a big mess. Also if someone stares at your tits and not your face, it’s your fault and you should be ashamed of yourself and your disgusting, lustful body.

Jesus Christ on a Double Standard Bicycle. 

So if anybody wondered why the young ladies on tumblr who are still having to put up with this shit complain about it at the top of their lungs…yeah. Yeah, this would be why,

pepe-leaker:

Reblogging this again to add the fact that due to memes being outlawed in Russia, this is a very illegal Pepe. Keep it safe.

thesochillnetwork:

Some weird shit is about to go down…

Still not as weird as the globe trotters or the Adams family

ferisae:

Whose soul is inside the Fierce Deity Mask?

Aonuma: The best I can give you is just a suggestion. The best way to think about it is that the memories of all the people of Termina are inside of the Fierce Deity Mask.“

[Please do not copy, repost, edit, or reproduce.]

siliconera:

Please, PLEASE, I beg you. Do not listen to anything tumblr has to say regarding the upcoming election. I don’t care what side they are on. 

Do your own research, formulate your own opinion, vote for who you think best represents your values and can best lead the country.

Do not let other people tell you who that is for you. Most of the time they are exaggerating and spreading false information.

She was a mom with two kids and grabbed a child seat for her bag as she let her daughter sit and walk on the table. She also let her son just keep pressing the ice button on the fountain until there was ice on the floor. She also let her daughter hit the light fixtures, all of which are connected and dammit I hate her.

askthetimemaster:

PLEASE

Do not send me RP asks.
I don’t care about your character.
I don’t care about your character’s reaction to reading my blog.
I don’t care about how your character could fix problem A, with solution B, if only I would C.

Or I will share the asks with friends, and we will make fun of you.

Go write your own stories, make your own problems, and FFS stop doing this to story blogs. I barely answer questions as is, much less your RP related asks.

With much love.
Warden.

my-remedies:

Dear parents, if your child is spending all their time locked in their room listening to music and distancing themselves try talking to them and not calling them “lazy” thanks.

doctorwhooves-on-demand:

Too many want to be companions. It’s just not fair to stick with the one. Also boring.

falloutboygirlthing:

aguasdelchavo:

serpentedefe:

So I have both a brother and a sister and recently I came out as genderqueer and my mum’s reaction was basically “aw yisss i collected the whole set”

The only correct reaction

the whole set