Silver Tongue

snowing-in-cyberspace:

onlinebeast:

onlinebeast:

Taking the red hats off of half a dozen gnomes and loading them carefully, tearfully, into a revolver.

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Please could you gnomes just hold the fuck still- wait

Where’s the sixth one

runs away as fast as fuckign possible coughing and and hacking and wheezing and crying

professionalchaoticdumbass:

adelphicoracle:

schaudwen:

striders:

at this point it would be less of a liability for elon’s lawyers to just kill him and take their chances on a murder trial

this is why elon suddenly hired a praetorian guard

The Ides of March is almost here, and I have this great idea for how to celebrate this year!

likes charge reblogs cast

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

sunglassesmish:

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the spn drama could take a whole year to explain in the least so i’m good

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i explain the zelda timeline

aspieragus:

retroactivebakeries:

superorganism:

why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

#girl… put 2 and 2 together

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wizardsisananimal:

wizardsisananimal:

wizardsisananimal:

wizardsisananimal:

i’m making a brand new, unbearable wizard quiz

trying to find out the maximum number of questions uquiz will let you have in a single quiz and so far it has not stopped me at 76 and i do not think it will stop me at 77

🎉WELCOME TO MY WIZARD MAZE

there is now a transcript/map of the wizard maze available to patrons of any tier over on patreon ! come get lost with us <|:•)

to celebrate, there’s some new stuff in the maze

teal-deer:

cryptid-sighting:

Before vs. after the lawyer calls pic.twitter.com/qW6AO1ftCi  — Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) March 8, 2023ALT

Incredible new thing happening with Elon today: he fired a disabled Twitter engineer for prima facie discriminatory reasons, trashed talked the ex-employee on Twitter and then discovered this employee came to Twitter by way of an acquisition of that employee’s software start up and the sale contains a clause that if Twitter terminates his employment it has to pay him 100 million for the software he developed. The fact Elon Musk might have to personally sell of Tesla stock to meet this obligation has caused Tesla’s share price to dip yet again.

Also Musk deleted his tweet trashing the employee but it’s preserved and being reposted by multiple Twitter users, at least until Musk can figure out a way to nuke the screen grabs from orbit.

keep circulating the screenshots

capricorn-0mnikorn:

capricorn-0mnikorn:

greenheart-anon:

[Video description: B. Dylan Hollis (known for retro recipes on tiktok) playing a rendition of John Denver’s “Country Roads” on a large white accordion, as a polka. Description ends]

I love how he seems surprised by the notes coming out of his own instrument.

Two additional thoughts:

1) I’m so used to seeing in his kitchen, from that one camera angle, that until he turned his head to the side, and I saw him in profile, I wasn’t sure who it was. And:

2) His apparent acting startled/slightly confused by music he himself is making puts his reactions to his baking results in a new (and charming) context.