☠ because you're so smart that if we ever got into an argument I feel like you'd absolutely tear me apart
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Well it depends on whether it’s an argument or a debate.
You see, teh difference between an argument and a debate is that a debate is completely subjective, it’s not about what’s true or false it’s about presenting facts of both sides and letting the people listening decide what they believe is better. An argument is more black and white. One person is right and the other is wrong. If I find that I am wrong, I will back down.
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________ And last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
oh my god these are great
fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes
Look how convenient it is to have the side bar right here where it’s nice and good because I have all the tumblr functions jsut one click away so when I’m done getting caught up on tumblr I can just glance and see how many followers i have or what my activity is like. I can easily go to my liked posts and check out hat one I was saving for when I’m not on mobile. I can have quick access to my drafts and even log out if I want.
And what’s this?
A tumblr logo that refreshes the page without sending people to the hospital and nearly killing them
Man, it sure is nice to have all the functions be perfectly safe and quick to access without putting peoples lives at risk. I mean, you don’t want people to sue you, staff, do you?
Someone better call a doctor cause staff is getting some serious burns
Sorry, the doctors can’t help staff. They’re too busy taking care of asksilverstarandfriends sister because the logo change caused her to have a seizure and be hospitalized.
she just passed and my parents are refusing to do anything sadly
Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean…
Listen, your parents do need to do something. The tumblr staff has gone way to far and it is hurting people. Killing people. Someone needs to do something and your family has every right to make them stop.
they think it’s my fault because I let her go on he computer while I unpacked (still haven’t finished yet) so hey think they should sue me instead of the site that caused it
No, it would be staffs fault for making a seizure inducing update. Because if it didn’t happen to your sister it would have happened to someone else.
Are you
Fucking
Kidding me?
The tumblr logo made your sister have a seizure and she’s in a coma now with 5% chance of survival? And now your still sat on tumblr dicking away, yelling at anyone who asks you to provide any bit of proof? “Can you provide a picture?” “In her entire 13 years of life my parents never took any and they won’t ever take any”
This isn’t even a believable lie this sounds like the shit kids used to makeup on IMVU dear lord.
Oh look, the agenda!
Your sister almost died so your sat here RPing on Tumblr? Your first concern is using this “tragedy” as proof that the update needs to be reverted? Why arn’t you at the hospital?
>The doctors wouldn’t/won’t let me in because I’m not her legal parent or gaurdian there’s nothing I can do to get In and my parents won’t even come to the hospital because they have to work while making no effort to get over here
There is something called a FMLA you know? Means you can take a leave in case of medical emergency and you still get paid/ can’t get fired for taking the time?
Ofc you raised her from age 8. This is usually how these little stories go so why not?
Know what I do when my sister is put in a coma and laying in the hospital? Post about it on Tumblr for attention and sympathy:
Oh no sorry, she’s actually passed and apparently nobody in this family gives a single fuck about it, making sure tumblr changes that logo is the fucking priority:
And the two parents that were too busy working to go see their child in the hospital are going to make their 16 year old daughter pay for the medical bill, since the 16 year old let the sister on the computer? THEY WANT TO SUE THEIR OWN 16 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER?
The only proof will be the obituary that YOU will type up? Why is this all the responsibility of a 16 year old? Where are the older siblings you speak of? {Since apparently the parents might as well not exist}
I see you already have an escape plan in place when people piece this shit together:
Who ever is believing this shit needs to log the fuck off, and I mean NOW.
-Billy
This is the least believable thing I’ve ever seen in the entirety of tumblr. Are people really that stupid.
The Tumblr staff may fucking suck, but I doubt the logo could kill anyone
This is one of the dumbest stories I’ve read on here, and I’ve seen a lot of dumb shit
Holy fucking god the bullshit these kids are spewing out is reaching new epic proportions
Fucking christ, op. Stop trying to pull stories out of your ass. Are you seriously that desperate for attention? How pathetic.
hey jackass, if you actually bothered to read, you would see that OP isn’t the one who said their sister was dead. Don’t blame me for that assholes lie.
Looking at the notes, this is one hell of a shitstorm I avoided. Honestly, I was willing to give benefit of the doubt that someone could have had a seizure, since there was a small degree of believability from my knowledge of a lack of a true definite on the full extent of sensitivity that would go from a headache in those photosensitive epileptic to seizure.
When it comes to life an death, I want to believe people are telling the truth because that’s a serious matter, but when things are going too “perfect,” it makes me feel like an ass for trusting someone on such a heavy lie. If it was left at a seizure, I would have been more likely to believe it, but the further things were laid out and denied, the more fake it looked.
I still feel like shit and am sorry I tried to make a push on a hoax by trusting someone saying they had family in a form of pain.
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THOUGH THAT IS THE REAL FUCKING DESIGN
ILLUMINATI BUY GOLD
Every image of bill acts as a peephole from his dimension. The more he sees the more he knows. The more he knows the more powerful he becomes. Oh dear.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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