Silver Tongue
But remember. The keyword is CLASSIC Disney Character. This means the 5 big ones. Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Pluto, and Minny.

The incredibles came out early enough to be on VHS. That’s enough for it to be classic in my book.

oblivionkeyblade:

fefbutts:

homestuckorbust:

Has anyone noticed that July, August, September, October, and November’s initials spell the name Jason?

what do we do with this information

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Just wanna say real quick that that anon was way rude and, even though I also think it's all a lie, it's very, very assholish to fault someone for sympathizing with someone who claims to be having serious issues; dunno if other people are bugging you for it, but politely tell them all to fuck off and disable anon if you need to. ilu <3
Anonymous

The seizures I can believe happening.

Dying from it, maybe. I mean, I’m not a doctor so it’s probably possible

The parents not wanting to sue and no pictures of the person and a kid writing the obituary, that’s where I draw the line.

reblog if your name isn’t Bandersnatch Crinklbottom

kintrafim:

comeinwiththarain:

immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Bandersnatch Crinklbottom and counting!

We’ll find you Bandersnatch Crinklbottom

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because Bandersnatch Crinklbottom cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Bandersnatch Crinklbottom .

I couldn’t not reblog…

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

a-random-mod:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

Ariel had sex too

Ariel had to go to sex ed courses. Since she probably has no idea how a human works. 

“OH NEPTUNE! Why am I bleeding once a month!? Help me! The sea witch has cursed me!”

elastigirl also had sex. Thrice in fact.

jestre:

nicosdisangelic:

New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.

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Is there a video? I’m trying to contain my laughter.

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

Ariel had sex too

You're such a retarded piece of shit for believeing a stupid story like that
Anonymous

Hey anon, instead of giving me shit for someone else’s lie, why don’t you go yelling at the guy himself. I did make an alternate version of the post as what I was originally gonna post it as.

jitterbugjive:

asksilverstarandfriends:

I cut myself badly maybe ill bleed out tonight wish me luck

yes because people who cut themselves badly enough to ‘bleed out’ have time to type about it on tumblr

over and over and over

Look

If your sister really did die, and tumblr is causing you stress?

LOG OFF TUMBLR AND GO TAKE TIME TO RECOVER.

Otherwise, everything you’ve been doing has been completely illogical and you have to understand why people are questioning the truth of your words when every single attempt to obtain any sort of proof has been blocked with an even deeper, weirder excuse.

-Sister seeing flashing tumblr logo and having a severe coma inducing seizure.

 This is somewhat believable, a little iffy since no other reports like this have occurred but the possibility very much exists

-Coma seizure causes death. Not as probable, and the pre-preemptive setup for it was all there. You could practically see the outcome that would occur from how everything was explained

-Parents refuse to bring this up to tumblr, think to blame you, don’t consider the fact that they can take a class action lawsuit, they don’t apparently care that others’ children could potentially die from this sudden website change. No, clearly, the logical thing to do when losing a child is to turn on another one of your own children (with a supposed history of self harm) and blame them for it This seems pretty damn weird.

-Claims there are no photos of sister because parents didn’t take them and didn’t allow them

-No effort to pull away or show evidence, the reaction isn’t “My sister is dead, how dare you” it’s “I’m not a liar, now I have to cut myself!”


There was no long hiatus or break away. Everything was conveniently lined up in place in the proper order, one thing getting worse after the next. People WANT to believe you, but you’re not giving them ANYTHING to believe you with.

And this action right here?

Is only going to make it worse. It’s going to make people doubt even more, and it’s going to look incredibly selfish and disrespectful to your supposedly dead sister because this is TOTALLY what she’d want you to do to respect her death, right?

She’d totally want you to cut yourself and bleed out while screeching at tumblr about it in HER name. She totally wants your death and self harm on her shoulders, I’m sure.

/sarcasm


Just log off tumblr until you can gather the information you need, otherwise, if you’re not telling the truth, the best way to solve this is to come clean and again- take a long break. Get help. Think about what you’re doing with your life.