andimprouvaire:

do you ever share a tumblr joke with your mom only you need to like, cut the curse words and complete the sentences and by the time you do that it’s a completely different syntactical structure and possibly a separate language 

I’ve noticed that my mom is completely flummoxed by jokes that exist only in predicate—eg., “when you put a spoon under the tap and it does the thing”

like she’ll just sit there waiting for the rest of the sentence

and it’s interesting because jokes like that are generally paired with reaction pics or gifs, but now it’s not always necessary because just the structure of the sentence—like a stand-up snapshot—triggers the association, and the ambiance of universal camaraderie cultivated therein.  

but like my mom doesn’t even understand reaction images and having to explain the whole concept actually forced me to think about how memes function linguistically and culturally in the first place—“the image represents you, and your reaction.” “to the post?” “no, to the situation described by the post.”—and I think it’s actually a complex system of representation that is only able to function in the networked culture of instant symbolic formation and self-reflexivity 

idk that’s fuckin cool shit 

pro-bees-anti-feminism:

anti-feminism-pro-equality:

How about we tax the church?

And how about we put an end to politicians and extremely rich people weaseling out of paying their taxes? 

Or we cut the military budget because we put more money into that than anything else in our country COMBINED? 

Doing those thingsmight generate a lot of money to make education free and pay teachers more.

But no, no one wants to do that. The politicians will not be filthy rich with money they’re never gonna spend thats just gonna sit in banks forever and we cant have that for…some reason? Oh yeah… greed.

Basically fuck OP they dont know what theyre talking about.

Good to see you back on good form AFPE :)

richdadzayn:

inklins:

If iggy azalea claims that bisexuals aren’t real bisexuals unless they can prove that they’ve dated more than one gender then going under that same logic I can conclude that iggy azalea isn’t a real rapper unless she proves that she can actually rap

ask-the-seahorse:

• Drinks all of the coffee
• Brings up adopting a pet
• Kills the bugs
• Cooks the meals
• Starts getting into holidays way before they should
• Initiates the couple selfies 
• Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries
• Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping
• Nicknames the other

A tie between Rose Quartz and Greg

dci-or-die:

fehopeasant:

couchmendrumcorps:

We have no words 

the fuck

Commence the celebration

What is she even doing

rileyomalley:

alicaneiceindigo:

This is literally my life

I FORGOT WHAT KID PIX WAS CALLED BECUSE WE ONLY USED IT FOR LIKE 3 YEARS AND THAT SHIT WAS SO AWESOME AND I REMEMBER DRAWING SANTAS SLEIGH AND WAS SHOCKED WHEN I DREW A STRAIGHT LINE WITH THE NOT STRAIGHT LINE TOOL AND WAS LIKE WOOOAAAAHHHHHH

mooniemoe:

Reblog if you agree

Yes.

lizzymodblog:

Tagged by: Nobody. I just wanna do it and the person I’m reblogging this from didn’t tag anyone

I’m…


Name: Diane


Nickname: Silver, Silver Tongue, Silv


Birthday: 10/19


Star Sign: libra


Gender: Female


Height: 5 ft, 9 in.


Sexual orientation: Ace


Romantic orientation: Ace


Favorite color: Lavender


Time and Date: 5:04 4/11/15


Average hours of sleep: 3-5 hours


Lucky Number: 13


Last thing I googled: “garnet”


One place that makes me happy: my chair, my car


How many blankets do I sleep with: 1


Favorite fictional character: (A lot of people but at the moment epsilon church)


Favorite famous person: Arin Hanson


Favorite book: “order of the pheonix” by J.K. Rowling


Favorite anime: One piece probably but I never finished


Favorite shows: gravity falls, steven universe, mlp


Favorite musician/band: dragonforce or sonata arctica


Favorite games: Many nintendo games and anything I can get on steam


Favorite movie I’ve seen in cinema: Into the woods


Dream holiday: Sitting at a computer, seeing all my favourite blogs update and a 4 hour long mianite stream


Dream job: don’t care as long as I can live and have free time.


Wearing right now: undergarments and socks


Last book I read: battle of the labyrinth

Tagging: hoofprint-is-spooky rosexknight sweet-poni

Make them cry

• “I never loved you.”
• “You’re the reason they’re dead!”
• “It’s all your fault!”
• “Who could ever love you…?”
• “You’re so stupid. So weak.”
• “Just go away. I don’t want you here.”

Blackmail them

• “Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”
• “I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”
• “I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”
• “If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”
• “Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”
• “I know everything. I can ruin you.”
• “Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”

Interrogate them

• “Sing, birdie.”
• “I know exactly how to make you talk.”
• “You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”
• “I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”
• “I have means of extracting information from you.”
• “I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”
• “You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”

Yell at them

• “You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”
• “You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”
• “What the fuck have you done this time!”
• “You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”
• “You’re not human! You’re a monster!”
• “You’re a disgusting little rat!”
• “You’ve fucked up for the last time!”

Physically hurt them

• “What, can’t take a punch?”
• “I’ll kill you!”
• “It’s only a scratch, asshole!”
• “Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”
• “I’ll slit your damn throat!”
• “Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”
• “I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”
• “That’s going to bruise.”

Torture them… gently

• “You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”
• “Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”
• “Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”
• “Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”
• “I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”
• “Get in the locker, shorty!”
• “Annoying? Me? Annoying?”