gcisplayingpositive:

Pat’s super cool about fire safety, you guys.

slydig:

why be rude when you can be nude 

I wanna be both

silent-wordsmith:

Official petition to replace “in the closet” with “keeping a straight face”

writing-myself-sane:

maraglen:

feistyfrank:

davediddlystrider:

This man is qualified to play as nightwing

This man is qualified to fuck me

I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

And there ladies and gentlemen are the three sides of Tumblr: nerdy, horny, high

mtvstyle:

Jaden Smith DGAF about your gender norms and looks more stylish than u tbh

vancity604778kid:

acceptyouforyou:

ultrafacts:

Source For want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Just imagine having that job, and at the struck of midnight a bell rings, then another, and then slowly the graveyard is just ringing

^

ryukodragon:

It was a year or two after Freddy’s closed up shop, but yeah.  He was digging through some old stuff his cousin returned to him and… well, the memories came flooding back.  That was a rough night for the Schmidt family…

pro-bees-anti-feminism:

I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:

And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:

This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.

So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.

Peta isn’t just a joke. Jokes don’t kill the very thing they try to save on some self righteous bullshit.

lizzymodblog:

extradan:

look what the cruel bronies did to peridot 

did you just link 3 completely different cartoons together

This is how superwholock started