Silver Tongue

one-time-i-dreamt:

nanashi-rei-official:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

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I didn’t know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

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WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don’t use your toothpaste spoon????

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You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔

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For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives:

“To answer a lot of people’s question: this package is [4lbs] there’s also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel.”


Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel.

I now live in fear of the Croatians.

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wlw-wukong:

emil:

beemojis:

emil:

wistsandmagic:

emil:

emil:

anyone see that insanely tall duck that was going around on twitter

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lmao

He’s not a mallard. He’s a mallard/indian runner cross. Still a cute duck, though.

i think this duck is a human man actually

✅ biped

❌ featherless

this is not a man

this duck is a human woman

As a woman professional. I can assure you women have feathers

women may have feathers but men dont. man is a featherless biped ergo this duck is not a man

0sbrain:

purplegreen, the color of magic, evil and scientists

ijaazat:

not now kitten daddy is being tortured by prophetic visions

pure:

killerween:

tootvabien:

localstarboy:

me: stop crying about my fucking driving. did you bitches die? okay. sensitive asses

my driving:

the driver in this video is everyone in miami 

this is some gta shit

Going to Work: Speed Run (World Record) (NO DAMAGE)

please do not do this. youre going to kill someone

falseknees:
“Flower Share
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falseknees:

Flower Share

shesnake:

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

foulserpent:

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this is what all the posts about supernatural hannibal etc look like to me

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mama told us it’s your turn to babysit

eliasbouchardslut:

danwylds:

tell your mother to pick you up

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wait shes leaving one behind

eddiebrockrocks:

I think the producers of the first Venom movie realized their success wasn’t in delivering a gritty superhero movie MCU was too scared to give people (critic reviews of the OG movie were terrible) but bumbling backwards into a rom-com that got every Venom fan talking.

They realized they needed to focus on the fans that watched the first movie en mass and realized people do see Eddie and Venom as a couple. So they gave us these domestic moments and Venom being good to friends and of course CHOCOLATE. Because they looked at the Venom fans and that is a prevalent topic.

This film might not be critically acclaimed, it might not have the greatest hero action ever but it’s already hit what the people most wanting to see the movie want. They are doubling down on us Venom fans rather than try to broaden the market. That alone will make me watch this movie