lizzymodblog:

aslan-the-moose:

Binders are so cool, like you put them on and

I didn’t know what binders were, so I google “binder” and

this is probably what they meant right

It took me a moment to understand what OP was talkign about

moargeek:

In case you weren’t already convinced that Ryan Reynolds is the perfect Deadpool. 

nouisandme:

you are allowed to like an artist’s music but not like the artist as a person

you are allowed to like an artist as a person but not like their music

friendly reminder

Example: I respect the hell out of Nikki Minaj as a human being because she is so fucking awesome but I am not a fan of her music.

I’m at work and a van of 23 Mexicans(i counted) flooded the lobby just before I was about to clock out. Now I’m hiding in the bathroom because I don’t wanna do anymore work.

laissezferre:

faewithoutconsequence:

cloaga:

i love that charles dickens got paid by the word. like i cant even be mad when he’s boring and long-winded bc i would do xactly the same??? i wouldnt use contractions or colours at all. want to say the word red? too bad. we r now only using “the colour of freshly-spilled blood on snow; the hue of the horizon when the sun sets over the deserts of sub-saharan Africa” BOOM guess who can afford 2 eat now: me and my boi dickens 

What I love about Alexandre Dumas, in contrast, is he got paid by the line. So it’s not really wordy, it more like 80% dialogue which makes it sound pretty modern but also ends up like-

“Where are we going now?”

“We are going to the city.”

“Which city?”

“Paris.”

“We are going to Paris?”

“Yes.”

# can you imagine the kind of extended torture we would have been subject to if victor hugo had been paid by the pun (via vlajean)

ace-and-pan-dont-give-a-damn:

ladyginoza:

hetalia-is-definitely-a-textbook:

give-me-all-the-hetalia-boys:

captain-fucking-levi:

only 90s kids will remember this

It was ten minutes ago

Only 90′s kids

This didn’t exist in the 90′s

On nl y 9 0’s ki ds

i-am-secretly-birdman:

werewolvesangelsandhunters:

darkclockwork:

dontclimbanymore:

dah-feels:

bury-mia-in-black:

Guy 1: *walks up to his friends*
Guy 2: get outta here, ginger!
Guy 3: yeah!
Guy 1: aaaw
Guy 3: no just kidding, I love you man. Homo.
Guy 1: do you mean ‘no homo’??
Guy 3: I mean full homo
Guy 1: for real?
Guy 3: yeah man. go to Winter Ball with me?
Guy 1: oh! uh, yeah. yeah.
Guy 3: perfect. I’m thinking blue ties??

that was unexpected

Full homo

Think of Guy 2 just watching this happen