Don’t Touch My Shit (with Peridot)
DL came up with this idea. I have no more words
original video here
I AM S C R E AMING
What if alex hirsch is actually possessed by Bill and made the show in an effort to spread his image to the entire world.
Bills image is a peephole remember? the more he sees the more he knows. the more he knows the stronger he is.
So I found there was another SK N1 when I Attacked someone and found they were immune and tehy killed someone. THey attacked me n2 and I left a note. The town thought there was only one Sk and we had formed an alliance at the start. Then inves accused him of being Sk but I claimed escort and said I blocked him. That night maf attacked me and then someone else accused me of being sk. I pointed out that yes I was attacked but I claimed to be healed and my ally confirmed. Then I pointed out that only a mafioso would know I was attacked. So we lynched him.
Soon it came down to me, my ally and two town. they still think there’s only one SK. everyone is positive it’s the guy who sheriff because he sounds like a bad jester with his accusations of two sheriffs and the other person was med.
we coordinate who kills who and after we win, the sheriff is like “SEE I TOLD YOU ALL!”
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers
please
stop
oh my GOD
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this is the sword of good fortune, may it aid you in your travels.
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This is the dick of dickery, may it aide you in your travels
broadwayandfandomsandfeelsohmy:
A group of Slytherin students camping outside the common room because the password is something bigoted and they refuse to say it
a group of Slytherin students having a sleepover in the Hufflepuff dormitory because the Hufflepuffs found out
A group of ravenclaw students trying to magically change the doors password when the hufflepuffs tell them
a group of Gryffindors trying to forcibly remove the door when they finally find out
This post got better since I’ve last seen it.
everyone reblogging those XKIT GUY SAVE US I HOPE THE XKIT GUY FIXES THIS XDDDD posts can go fuck themselves bc we literally drove the man to a mental break by circulating an accusation of him of being a SEXUAL PREDATOR. with no fucking proof at all. not even a goddamn name.
the fact that he does this level of coding (read: FIX A BILLION DOLLAR WEBSITE) for absolutely free and only asks for meager donations and suggestions in return is astounding. but you all fucking take advantage of coders and programmers like it’s just slapping a keyboard when half of you can’t even install a script on your theme. i sent an ask with a problem and in 10 minutes he’d quietly updated both the extensions and now it’s perfect again.
all it took was an anonymous ask to ruin this man’s life and i am being 100% serious when i say i hope that infected sore of a person steps some fucking broken glass.
to the xkit guy, if you’re out there: we love you so much and thank you so much for all you do. i’m so sorry.
wait what? Who the fuck accused him of being a sexual predator?












