barry and carry manage to capture killian and lup. barry tries to be nice and make them something to eat and lup gets mad and points out every minor detail wrong with it. later on, barry makes the dish with all the suggestions that lup gave
She’ll also make him eat it too. Make sure it isn’t poisoned. Because she already has enough poison problems.
How much would you bet that the recipe he chose has dairy in it?
Barold making the creamiest mac n’ cheeae recipe he found, since it’s both simple and tasty even if he’s not allowed to have it.
He finds ice cream for afterwards.
Lady is… unmoved. How dare he make such a simple dish for her, the Second-in-Command to the Leader of The Hunger? He’s obviously trying to kill her in the most humiliating way he can think of. The floury clumps *must* be poorly concealed poison!
the fact that “the vibes here are rancid” is a power that the jedi actually have is insane to me
can you imagine being a normal dude and you’re getting help from this jedi, and this jedi dude’s like “head’s up, the next five minutes have the worst vibes imaginable” and you’re like “why?” and the jedi dude’s like “inscrutable cosmic power told me so, doesn’t get more specific than that”
like all these weird little men in weird little robes with glowy swords do is meditate because they have sorcerer-induced anxiety. yoda’s always fucking meditating on his little pillow because he has to figure out if he’s nauseous because the arcane will of all life itself is speaking through his midichlorians to warn him or if he just ate a bad burrito for lunch. the force is constantly dunking on these weird little men and telling them “something bad’s going to happen” and never explaining what’s going to happen. do you sense bad vibes because your washing machine is about to break and flood your apartment, or because the government you serve is about to turn into a dictatorship and mow your ass like grass? that’s for you to figure out
Welcome to my bathroom. Please make yourself at home. I assure you, you will sustain no long term damage from your stay. Now. Wouldn’t you like to take a soak in my lovely bathtub?
Isn’t that comfortable! What’s that? You like my wallpaper? I’m so glad!
I went to great lengths to acquire it. You see, they haven’t made this color in centuries. But don’t worry, i made sure this is genuine.
Now, would you like a cup of tea? You can pick a glass from my personal collection!
Green is such a stunning color, isn’t it? I’m so glad this space is getting some use. Well, I think it’s time for you to take your leave. How are you feeling? Relaxed? I’m so glad. Feel free to come back any time you like. I have health conditions that make it unable for me to be in this room for more than a few minutes at a time, and I’d truly hate for it to go to waste. Goodbye, then!
Radioactive? What do you mean! I assure you, my bathroom is not damaging to your health or well being in any way, shape or form. In fact, it’s good for you! If you don’t believe me, why don’t you take a rest in the bathtub and see for yourself!
@ people in the notes are saying he should have googled Prince Phillip before he got on stage … no, you don’t understand … Prince Phillip was announced dead during his set.
Which also means that for a lot of the audience they had just heard this news for the first time and their first reaction was to cheer lol.
I have been LOVING the last arc of @CriticalRole It’s super creepy. Excited for the Cree fight tomorrow. Not gonna lie….I know she’s evil…..but I have a bit of a crush on her. I blame Elder Scrolls’s Khamira. I’m so TENSE for this ending!
barry and killian discussing the best way to try nd ask their mortal enemies on dates
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
