Silver Tongue
There’s way more dicks in hell than heaven, so… why would you want to go to heaven?
Projared (via lizzymodblog)

fnaffles:

what if mike shmidt was just a sweet old man

(got more of this on the way rip)

sexygoatgod:

bopeep:

hara-kiri:

anotherfirebender:

pizza-andblowjobs:

bookmad:

twentysomethingvagabond:

y’all need fucking jesus

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TRANS ETHNIC.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

weeaboo is a slur lmao

this is so disgusting

lol

Is this real? Do people really think shit like this???

Transethicity is a real thing but it applies to children who were adopted into a home with a culture different than their birth parents.

These shits in the example above are assholes who try to be special snowflakes by using a term that doesn’t apply to them.

[ clarification ]

machturtl:

this is NOT a bad dad :

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THIS is a bad dad : 

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get it right…

bigbardafree:

i am actually super creeped out by the fact that the whole fandom ignored the fact that jasper gave a child a black eye because she’s hot and you all want her to step on you like good to know injuring a child is excusable behavior as long as the injuring party is hot

meanwhile greg does his best to support his child with the little money he has because the gems don’t make money but he’s not allowed to live with his own son because of his training and he supports steven consistently and unconditionally but he’s the worst father ever because he’s fat and poor

Bruh, everyone knows Greg is a cinnamon bun too pure for this world and that jasper is a bitch an lapis didn’t deserve it.

aenoria:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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rose-quartzuniverse:

I thought these pictures by mysterycatt were too funny not to at least try to recreate. 

legayginger:
“imagine being in an accident and the airbags failed and you slammed your face into a fucking cactus and had to explain why you would put a fucking cactus inside your vehicle to the emergency responders.
”

legayginger:

imagine being in an accident and the airbags failed and you slammed your face into a fucking cactus and had to explain why you would put a fucking cactus inside your vehicle to the emergency responders.