keepcalmimspidey:

fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

this changes EVERYTHING

So that’s why all the rituals other than the first failed. I was using the same persons blood for it each time.

lizzymodblog:

conspicuouslad:

changemodomega:

lizzymodblog:

Brave New World - Aldous Huxley (1931)

All the Equalist books just say = on every page.

I guess they’re just a sum-mary

Why did you guys turn my literary reference into a goddamn math pun.

It’s funnier if you see it from their angle.

airyairyquitecontrary:

princesitx:

maariamph:

Giant hairy hippie Steven is best Steven

i have to reblog this again because like how did the artist capture just the perfect amount of both greg and rose in steven like this is 100% how he’d look grown up

and he will never actually have a job, he will just be the sunbeam of the boardwalk at Beach City

livin’ on fry bits while Connie strives to get her first YA fantasy adventure novel published and her mother aggressively leaves prospectuses from dental colleges in the mailbox

sometimes they fuse into Stevonnie purely to scam doughnuts

He has roses hair

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

whimmy-bam:

Garnet’s Universe — S1xE33

NO BUT THIS WAS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING THE SERIES HAS EVER DONE

GARNET LOVES STEVEN SO MUCH AND JUST BECAUSE SHE’S SUPER SERIOUS AND STOIC DOESN’T MEAN SHE DOESN’T SHOW HER AFFECTION FOR HIM AND I JUST

GARNET

YOU HAVE WON MY HEART

lunarch-sounds:

death-limes:

procrastinatorsprovince:

Omg so like, remember this guy?

The absolutely amazing Cosplay babe that took our breath away??!

Well

Like

But also

and

I may cry 

okay liTERALLY WTF THE FUCK

THIS PERSON LOOKS LIKE A CG MODEL NOT A HUMAN BEING WITH SKIN AND MAKEUP

IN PARTICULAR, THE FIRST PIC OF TADASHI AND THE LAST ONE OF HIRO LOOK LIKE SOMETHING FROM CONSTABLE-FROZEN’S BLOG

Compliment level: ‘You Look Like Something Out Of A Constable-frozen Post’

spazztastic-muffin:

blessyoushiva:

blackghostriolus:

this is westboro baptist churches good twin

I’m really glad that this picture is circulating tumblr. Young adults today often forget that Christianity isn’t evil. Just like Muslims aren’t evil. It’s the extremists that give the entire religion a bad name. Please stop making assumptions that Christians are hateful, narrow minded people. My mom is very religious and she is one of the most open minded, loving people I know.

YES THANK YOU

markipooper:

Literally all of my favorite people

fandomstuck:

this screencap must look so confusing to people who havent played this like what situation could possibly cause all three of these answers to be relevant at once

Never played but it’s possible that someone killed someone by throwing a banana curveball which would include hatred of bananas, good eyesight and knowledge of baseball.