silver-tongues-blog:

I can do this Magnus, please, please just lie down, I don’t want you to fall and hurt yourself. I love you, Magnus, I love all of you. I’m sorry, it’ll be over soon.

silver-tongues-blog:

“there is a dwarf. Loose. in the multiverse!” john mulaney hunger

silver-tongues-blog:

lucas miller voice: Its just like one of my japanese animes

silver-tongues-blog:

on a scale from griffin mcelroy to salad fingers, how charming is it for you to say “real life flesh boy”

red-faced-wolf:

anarch0possum:

jazz cup p90

Oh fuck yeah

xcziel:

brightlotusmoon:

black-matrix:

gabe495:

tribeofthedrunkenweasles:

transgirl-link:

bogleech:

Why does the entire rest of the internet think tumblr is “dying” or “dead” when I have seen absolutely no drop in activity level on here ever

Would you rather twitter and reddit people move back here? I think it’s good people think we’re dead

( despite the massive drop in activity since *the incident*, my timeline has been way more sane since then too )

don’t tell anyone we’re still here. we like that everyone thinks we’re dead.

“I can’t believe Tumblr is dead.”

*in the distance* “Yes, keep telling people we’re dead!”

“Sometimes I can still hear their voice.”

*in the distance* “No you can’t, we’re dead!”

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

man… I wear a lot of red……

I don’t remember how that started. I just always liked red. Then as I got older I got kind of embarrassed, the way i was embarrassed about every other aspect of my self. Because I felt like people thought of red as kind of an edgy colour?… Anyway, at some point I got over it, and now I’m just always wearing something bright red.

reds a nice colour. especially pastel red. the only red that doesnt really look good is like… full saturation neon red but thats because no colour looks good at full saturation neon

armsocks:

Walking home in 6th grade with enough textbooks in your bag to constitute an osha violation

this made me google it and it turns out theres no maximum lift/carry weight before its a violation so unfortunately osha doesnt cover textbooks

dankmemeuniversity:

Originally posted by itsthemuthafuckinbatman-blog

aquietquixotic:

armchair-factotum:

the-real-skeletor:

The super bowl or whatever I’m not american

Oh NOBODY’S going to be horny after this

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