Silver Tongue

Lars and Sadis ship may have been sunk by UGs headcanon but you know what ship won’t sink?

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wait, who design (in GF universe) that -12 dollar? Why come with Cipher in the first place? why not a random pyramid? maybe the founder of Gravity Fall is the first one who try summon Cipher??
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Quintnon Trembly. He founded gravity falls AND tried to get the -$12 bill in circulation. He probably had the eyes cut into the trees too.

Anywho, I do not trust him one bit. He is definitely in league with Cipher.

mxcleod:

hallobeanbag:

harlequinhatter:

Which one?

Oh my god.

HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE???

Steven is getting stronger

free-ottawe:

galaxypantheruniverse:

charlesoberonn :

Here he is in the beginning of the series

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This is how strong he is now

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super gem strength is growing in him.

officialjohnnyegbert:

by the way don’t buy Lindt chocolate bunnies for Easter this year or Lindt anything at all (preferably ever) because part of the proceeds from their chocolate bunny sales go to funding autism $peaks

Attention people who cosplay Pearl! (Or other ballet cosplays)

letmebecrystalqueer:

obsoleteshitposting:

mydisguiseisworking:

obsoleteshitposting:

Please do NOT buy pointe shoes and use them for her cosplay unless you are a trained ballerina and have been given the okay by an instructor. It’s VERY dangerous. Without proper strength in your ankles you won’t be able to hold yourself up, you’ll likely end up snapping your ankles or causing permanent damage to your shins and/or knees. It will be incredibly painful as well, your toes will bleed and your ankles will be bruised by the end of the time. Medical risks aside, it is highly disrespectful to the community. We spend 3 years of training to get our pointe shoes, often longer if we aren’t strong enough by then. To be en pointe is a status sign that you’re a high level ballerina, so unless you are, don’t wear them.
However! You can buy split sole slippers and single sole slippers instead! They look very similar, won’t damage your feet and take no strength training to wear.
Here’s a discounted dance store for them (X)I recommend the Bloch leather flats with crossed elastics. They’re very comfortable and they have a fancier feel to them than canvas or single strap elastics. The canvas will hold up longer though. Also note the sizing is different than standard shoe sizing. A U.S. size 6 is equal to a 3.5. The shoes also take into account your width, measured A-D. To find your size click here! (X)
Happy safe cosplaying!

was this a passive way of saying “don’t wear ballerina shoes, that’s cultural appropriation!!”

because that’s exactly how it reads

No it was a ‘you’ll snap your ankle so don’t’ in addition to the fact you’ll be rude as hell to the people who have worked their asses off to achieve them. You don’t buy a trophy for a race you didn’t win, you don’t buy a gi and a black belt you didn’t earn, and you don’t put striped and stars on a uniform that you didn’t fight for. It’s really rude and disrespectful to the people who actually worked for it. It’s not culture appropriation, it’s safety and it’s respect.
No ones stopping anyone from buying pointe shoes and sickling like there’s no tomorrow. You want to risk your health and look bad at the same time? Go for it.

#’hey don’t do this thing that might severely hurt your ankles!’#’FFFFFFFUCKING SJWS!’ (source)

Pretty sure the person who thought the post was about cultural appropriaition didn’t even read to the third sentence. You know, the one that’s like “you’ll snap your ankles if you’re not trained” sentence.

subasequel:

dragonastra:

pastahorde:

Batten down the hatches and hide your children, SU fandom, because they’re catching onto us (´๑•_•๑)

did a head canon just sink a ship

are either of these shows actually aimed at children anymore lord

I count four puns within one scene.
This is amazing.

lunchboxlover:

daenerysknope:

micdotcom:

Yelpers let homophobic Indiana pizza shop have it 

If you publicize your bigoted views on television, don’t be surprised if the mighty force of the Internet soon rains down on you. Memories Pizza, a small shop in Walkerton, Indiana, is learning this lesson the hard way. And there’s several more where the above came from.

#who serves pizza at a wedding

On top of that what GAY wedding is serving pizza from Indiana?

water-gem:
“Somebody had to draw this frame.
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somebody who doesn’t watch steven universe explain this

water-gem:

Somebody had to draw this frame.

somebody who doesn’t watch steven universe explain this

zebrathinker:

heartofalife:

this is disgusting, its almost as if people do not see suzy as a human being who makes mistakes. wow. shocking. a human making mistakes? nooo..?

maybe the fact she is so scared of these people is because oh idk theyve been bullying her ever since she showed her face??the things i have seen these people say about her is horrifying and i truly hope suzy hasnt read most of the things people say about her, but knowing her she has.

the fact shes been bullied constantly by these pissbabies is heart breaking.

:( suzy is the best and i wish so many gg fans werent shitheads toward her

I really don’t understand why people hate suzy. I mean, yeah she makes mistakes but then again, so does every other grump. I mean that literally. All the grumps mess up all the time.
Like arin with pachinko.
Or danny with not keeping track of his mana in zelda II
Or Arin in kirby golf
or ross with buying $100 or amazing world on a monthly payment plan for 3 months
or Arin when trying to play wet dry world
Or arin when he’s trying to glitches his way through sonic boom and manages to get into glitch city