Silver Tongue
“As an paper clip who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied my style. Do you not have any value or respect for originality? You’re a laughing stock… I personally found it absolutely...
As an paper clip who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied my style. Do you not have any value or respect for originality? You’re a laughing stock… I personally found it absolutely artistically atrocious
hedwig-dordt:
“amberlynnwashere:
“meme-lord-mcgee:
“arlluk:
“there are actual people out there who want to genetically modify carnivores so they no longer eat other animals
im going to fly away from this planet goodbye
”
yeah let’s just fuck up the...

hedwig-dordt:

amberlynnwashere:

meme-lord-mcgee:

arlluk:

there are actual people out there who want to genetically modify carnivores so they no longer eat other animals

im going to fly away from this planet goodbye

yeah let’s just fuck up the entire ecosystem because i’m uncomfortable with the fact that nature doesn’t conform to my world-views.

Okay kids gather round while Aunty Amber tells y’all a story that her 10th grade Biology teacher told her.

When his wife was in college, she was a Vegan. She and her vegan friends rallied and protested for their little town to stop hunting the surrounding deer. Fast forward a few years, and that’s just what happened. 

So I want you to think for a moment. What happens to a population when their main predators stop hunting them? 

They grow. 

What happens to a population when they grow?

They use up more resources.

Fast forward a few more years. Deer are everywhere. Literally, everywhere. In the streets, in peoples yards, at schools. You know what’s not everywhere? Vegetation, because the deer population grew so large that they were eating everything and anything. This also grew to them being more violent, trying to compete for resources. 

Not only were there too many deer, but they were hella malnourished. Lack of food = bony-as-fuck deer. 

The town finally allowed the hunters to start hunting again, and it only took a few months for things to start going back to normal. Healthy deer, plenty of vegetation, streets filled with people and not with deer. 

The point is, if you take out a predator, everything it hunts will multiply, and resources will diminish. 

Don’t be stupid, let these animals hunt. 

Seriously, we’re reintroducing predators in some places because after they had been hunted into extinction, the food web was torn apart.

rename every gravity falls episode something painfully accurate
Anonymous

dollygale:

this is an…odd request…but ok

  1. Gnome Jenga
  2. Local Man Ruins Everything
  3. A Better Depiction of Arthur Conan Doyle’s Work Than All Three Seasons of BBC Sherlock
  4. Televangelical Toddler Gets Friendzoned
  5. Ghost Grandpa’s Revenge
  6. Aggressive Gender Norms Are Lame
  7. The More the Merrier
  8. Democracy is an Illusion
  9. Click Minus Adam Sandler
  10. Agressive Gender Norms Are Lame EP feat. Emo Freddie Benson 
  11. This Entire Episode Was Written Just to Make a Single Pun
  12. Cannibalism and Childhood Trauma 
  13. Teen Wolf Meets Wheel of Fortune
  14. Family Road Trip Stories in the Void
  15. Free Willy 
  16. Baby Fights
  17. N’Sync Learns How to Drink Water from a Glass
  18. (P)terodactyl  
  19. Bill Nye the All Seeing Eye   
  20. Televangelical Toddler Gets ENDZONED
  21. A Buddy Cop Film Starring Richard Nixon and Dean Winchester
  22. Admit You Have Feelings or Die 
  23. Gay Girls’ Golf
  24. The Illuminati’s Got a Body
  25. Is This Five Nights at Freddie’s? Is This Five Nights at Freddie’s? Is This Five Nights at Freddie’s? Is This Five Nights at Freddie’s? Is This  
  26. All Animation is Black Magic 
  27. One Big Red Herring
  28. Some Much Needed Character Revelation 
  29. God Has Bad Taste in Music 
  30. Overthrow the Bourgeoisie   
  31. C   O   N   F   I   R   M   E   D

numbuh248reporting:

novainlustris:

LISTEN UP EVERYBODY!! Creator Tom Warburton and the rest of the crew of the original Codename: Kids Next Door series want to do a sequel, Galactic Kids Next Door, and the way they’re trying to make it happen is through what’s basically a viral interest check. THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOL’S JOKE - it’s a test to see if the concept is worth the investment! A new KND series is not currently planned, but it’s clear both the show’s team and Cartoon Network want to do it, they just need confirmation we want it to happen. So the more attention this video and campaign overall gets, the more likely it is we will actually see GKND become a reality!

Actually, this is pretty much a modern version of how KND became a series in the first place. It was the winner of CN’s second Big Pick Weekend all the way back in 2001. Now instead of telephones and a poll on CN’s website, we have social media!

I’ve been rewatching the original show since this was initially announced and honestly, I gotta say it’s even better than I remember. I loved it when it was on the air but I appreciate so much of the clever writing and stores more now, ironically, as an adult compared to when I was kid. It more than deserves this boss-looking sequel, so if you’re just as pumped about it as I am, SPREAD THIS LIKE BUTTER ON TOAST! Tell everyone you know about it! Let CN know we want this and let’s make it happen!

KIDS NEXT DOOR FANS, BATTLE STATIONS!

Let’s make history repeat itself, operatives! Battle Stations!

recommission everybody

Anyone who tries to Rick Roll someone, please remember:

slimeportal:

You will never top Cartoon Network’s Rickroll

That’s a fundamental fact

Hey I found a thing.


Bruh, I’ve memorized the URL.

Take a look at the last few posts I’ve made.

You’re gonna have to try harder than that.

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This is all jestres fault. my company is ruined.