Silver Tongue

septetforadeadprincet:

penicillium-pusher:

Gender posters 1/2

ACCURATE AND INCLUSIVE DEFINITIONS LOOK LOOK LOOK THIS IS VERY GOOD OK

I'm so sorry for asking and I know it's been a while since you have done this, but when are you going to work on Lovestruck derpy its been I really long time. Hole you don't get mad at me for asking. THANKS

jitterbugjive:

Two weeks isn’t “A really long time”.

Adding ‘thanks’ at the end of an “update this blog” ask makes you sound like a pretentious jerk.

beablazemydearmockingjay:

sweet-bitsy:

This emoticon only gets funnier when you expand the face

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Hello, I am Baymax, your personal health care companion.

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socialjusticeprincesses:
“mellow-humanitarian:
“cheshireinthemiddle:
“zerotide:
“badsjw:
“god-fucking-dammit-trip:
“pro-bees-anti-feminism:
“best-of-posts:
“These are floating around my school. Check your privilege, please.
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According to this poster...

socialjusticeprincesses:

mellow-humanitarian:

cheshireinthemiddle:

zerotide:

badsjw:

god-fucking-dammit-trip:

pro-bees-anti-feminism:

best-of-posts:

These are floating around my school. Check your privilege, please.

According to this poster I am “non privileged,” but I am only including that because certain people on tumblr will only listen to you if you prove yourself to be non-white/female/disabled/poor ect.

This is disgusting, according to this a white straight man who is paralyzed is priveleged. Stop fucking ranking human beings, ALL humans deserve better than this.

This is disgusting though?? How is being autistic four times worse than being immobile or diseased??? I don’t like to throw the word around, but that’s seriously fucking ableist. And being gay is three times worse than being bi, pan, or ace? At least people acknowledge that homosexuality exists. At least gay people are mostly guaranteed a safe place in the LGBT+ community. Which is more than I can say about bi, pan or ace people.

This is bullshit.

Why the idea of privilege should only really apply to the rich and the poor.

Disgusting

I got -90 and I call bullshit on this whole thing

I got -190 :<

is this supposed to be satirical or…?

~Vanellope

thatsthat24:

bastille:

How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so

Every night is an adventure

Mr Sanders, is it wise to sleep nude with the threat of cartoon birbs breaking into your room at dawn?

ladyminish:

This was fun.

Can't you give her a jubilee? The blog truly is hindering her in getting a job. Minimal wag in Costa Rica is $1 an hour. You really expect her to be able to pay you back when she's only getting paid about $6 a day, on days she works? Which is like once or twice a week. Think about it? It'll never get paid off in your life time and her's.

tardisponycallout:

kagebouzuarts:

tardisponycallout:

officialkeikoandgilly:


Saw this just now and can’t determine if new or old. Either way, my response:

No I will not give her the Christian term meant for a “special year for the remission of sins, nor grant a universal pardon”. I am past that point where my patience and tolerance wore thin. Also, yes I do expect her (on the terms you and I agreed) to pay me back, or send the items back in the condition I gave it. I stick by what I had been taught: Work within your limits. If you couldn’t afford a luxury item to begin with, best to live without it.

Really?

I know I said that I was leaving this all behind, but I should clarify this at least. Yes, this was actually an old ask and was sent before the agreement that is mentioned here.

Rebloged for the clarification.

Bring, she had enough money to leave and wasted it all on material objects. She owes a lot of people a lot of money. I think the sheer fact that most aren’t at her throat demanding the money back is more than she deserves.

solace-itor:

ben-c:

ben-c:

my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES

because your law teacher defeated the law 

calvin-klein-sign-me-already:
“ask-koki-kariya:
“randomfandom121896-2:
“ask-koki-kariya:
“qorter:
“So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con
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You mean Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
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That’s right Doug Dimmadome owner of the...

calvin-klein-sign-me-already:

ask-koki-kariya:

randomfandom121896-2:

ask-koki-kariya:

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

You mean Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

That’s right Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

Wow I’m your biggest fan, Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome!

THE Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they’re showing Crash Nebula?

On ice!