Silver Tongue

ryukodragon:

fogphantom:

beardedwonderbread:

lambylin:

skullopendra:

graphitetroll:

gorelocks:

causeallidoisdance:

(x)

BURY ME IN FLOWERS NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY!!!!!!!

WHAT
BURY ME

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

NOT ONLY THAT

THE HOLY TRINITY OF UNDER-APPRECIATED MOVIES

DUDE

No. Fucking. Way

(Heavy breathing)

WHAT

OKAY

YALL BETTER NOT BE MESSIN

LIKE SERIOUSLY I’M

image

I should start playing kingdom hearts

You could say he’s holding a firebolt

You could say he’s holding a firebolt

thomas-sanders-fan-blog:

Narrating People’s Lives: In the Parking Lot!👖(Made ya look XD)


thatsthat24

victorianclam:

If they don’t do some variation of this joke, I’ll be very disappointed.

I did not see the rider and legit thought Gandalf was talking to a horse.

brownglucose:

roguevsrogue:

Ya’ll don’t even understand! LML

It’s gonna be a great summer

pizza-soup:

azzandra:

butchcommunist:

kropotkitten:

thejesusandmarxchain:

do tumbleweeds actually blow around in the southwest or is that a myth…?

!!! They do!!!

Tumbleweed is actually an invasive species from Siberia. What happens is when the soil gets too dry the roots come out of the ground and the plant curls up into a ball so that it can blow to a new spot. When it comes into contact with wet soil its roots will unfold and it will settle down. 

That is ten times more fucked up than I thought. They plant themselves again? That’s neat. I always thought they were just dead leaves and twigs in a bunch.

I like this. Tumbleweeds just fuck off when they don’t like a place, they are not like other plants who have to respect your plant rules, they are rebels.

In New Mexico they’re nicknamed Cattle-plants, not because cattle eat them but because they migrate like them.

zenamiarts:
“And I’m s t r o n g e r than you. ♦
”

zenamiarts:

And I’m s t r o n g e r than you. 

LET’S MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING MAPS

calicokiteproductions:

su-memelord:

chrc:

YOU NEED

A BIG SHEET OF PAPER & A PENCIL

image

SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACCARONI (MAKE SURE THEY’RE DRY BRO DON’T WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)

image

AIGHT THAT SHIT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)

ORGANIZE YOUR MACCARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING COASTLINES!

image

BETTER, BUT NOT FUCKING GOOD! WHATEVER, TRACE THE COASTLINE WITH YOUR PENCIL. BE SURE TO BE SLIGHTLY SQUIGGLY AND, OH, FUCK THOSE LITTLE ISLANDS YOU MADE THEY’RE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE WOBBLY ENOUGH SO YOU’RE BETTER OFF USING EITHER RICE (OR SIMILAR) OR JUST TRY TO MAKE SOME REALISTIC FUCKING ISLANDS (SPOILER: YOU WON’T)

image

GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS WHATEVER LOOK AT THAT VAGUE SORT OF ISLAND/COUNTRY/CONTINENT SHAPED PIECE OF SHIT. SEE THE ISLANDS? I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO DAWG.

NOW TAKE A SHARPIE AND MAKE EVEN SQUIGGLIER FUCKING LINES AS YOU FILL IN YOUR ISOUNINENT

image

LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT IT TOOK ME LITERALLY TEN MINUTES TO MAKE TOPS AND NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT ALL YOUR DWARF-FUCKING ELVES AND LIZARD-PEOPLE WITH BOOBS

FUCKING GOOD JOB

lizard people with boobs

This is actually very helpful