Rush Hour bloopers.
This is the cutest thing.
jackie chan is so innocent
the majority of his bloopers anywhere are mainly him messing up his lines because English is like his third language
but he’s a cutie patootie uwu
THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ALMOST BURNED DOWN THE ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY KILLING EVERY SINGLE PERSON AND POKEMON IN EXISTENCE AND NOW ITS TILTING ITS HEAD AT ME LIKE A FUCKING PUPPY AND EXPECTING ME TO MAKE A BIG ASS FUCKING SMILE AT IT AND FEED IT GOD DAMN PINK POKEPUFFS AND IF THIS MOTHERFUCKER THINKS I’M GOING TO DO JUST THAT THEN HE IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
90% of horse movies
girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
girl: dad can I keep it
dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
dad: how dare u
girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
girl: *enters race*
girl: *wins*
dad: u make me so proud
horse: *whinnies*
dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized
I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????
i havent shitposted this hard since 8th grade
Ya’ll were complaining that Peridot didn’t rap in Stronger Than You
Here’s an alternative I guess
stop this
If it was after genoise started working for chip, she would have broke celerys wings
I’m thinking it happened when they were younger. Like in school.
ah. that’s good. Genoise would have destroyed celery if it happened more recently
Welp congrats Celery.
I think you just turned into my biggest asshole character XD
The thing is, no matter how big of an asshole your character is, there is always some way to top it.
No idea how it ended. But yeah. There’s that.
what if celery left him after finding she was barren?
OH GOD THAT WOULD VE TERRIBLE!! Idk if Celery would like…be the kid wanting person.
what if he left her when he found out…
Yesssss
Enis doesn’t like green but
nonoEnis would KILL him! Omg.
What if enis took away his night vision?
