zazu247:

unclefather:

kouha:

ive gone like 18 years without knowing that hot chocolate and hot cocoa are different things….

i’m 20 years old and this is new to me

THEY ARE?!?

hot chocolate is mixed with milk.
hot cocoa is mixed with water.
I had gone 19 years without knowing.

exeggcute:

california anti-drought measures are always like “take shorter showers! consider brushing your teeth with the sink turned off” and never mention the fact that nestle is bottling all of our fucking water and selling it to people who live in areas with plenty of water

deviantartwhy:

boobs seriously do not work that way.

where is her neck?

Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.

I give a fuck, nevermore.

merely a bro, nothing more.

#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door

Quoth the raven, “Swag galore”

#edgar allan bro

And my mom still doesn’t get why tumblr is so fucking amazing.

adurot:

pyreo:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

gemfuck:

Steven Universe- Say Uncle (Sneak Peek)

Premieres April 2nd at 5:30PM EST

(Quality is not as good as the link i posted but it will do.)

I wasn’t excited for this crossover at first but this preview contains literally the funniest joke I’ve ever seen on Cartoon network or possibly anywhere

That is solid.

I dig the humor, but I think his voice might annoy greatly if I listened to it longer.

yeah

pembrokewkorgi:

I’m glad I’m not the only person who hated that part of Avatar. Thank you for mentioning that, Danny.

unobtanium is the stupidest name ever and at first I was thinking of doctor horrible when I remembered that DH had wonderfulonium, not unobtanium.

artificialities:

pllantprince:

It’s april fools day soon and i just wanted to let all of my followers know i am a safe blog that will never post any screamers

• #seriously
• #no screamers no flashes
• #(possibly some jokes)
• #and if you wonder if anything i post is true
• #ever
• #please just ask for confirmation
• #i will totally tell you
• #because sometimes real life is weird
• #and jokes are obscure
• #and i will not judge you for fact checking
• #not ever
• #april fool’s or not

Just a reminder that this still exists and is a good substitute for a screamer

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

the-little-slice-of-heaven:

ava-ire-girl-on-fire:

because-dachshunds:

Here’s an extended version of Stronger than You :D

I really think they should’ve kept the extra verses, they tell alot more about Ruby and Sapphire than the shortened version, but i guess some stuff had to be cut to fit the time slot.

FUCK YOU

ITS 2015 FOR CHRIST SAKE BUT I STILL LOVE IT.