Silver Tongue

frogmunist:

just saw a girl with “5'1 with tattoos” as her tinder bio and I desperately want to match with her solely and only because I want to ask “how tall are you without tattoos?”

vyknightadark:

machwinters:

Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal

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sighinastorm:
“bebe-benzenheimer:
“sighinastorm:
“idontthinkthereforeimnot:
“No one needs to say it but we all know what it is
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IT
”
FUCKEN
” ”

sighinastorm:

bebe-benzenheimer:

sighinastorm:

idontthinkthereforeimnot:

No one needs to say it but we all know what it is

IT

FUCKEN

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brightlotusmoon:

greatmountainfloofsquatch:

noccolibroccoli:

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

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if i ever see elon musk in public i think im goin to jail fr

Follow-up

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(I recommend checking out the full thread here, it’s both heartfelt and contains a lot of cathartic roasting)

That said, I will share this segment because it reveals that…

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Elon was sharing confidential health information publicly while also basically saying that he fired him for being disabled while also accusing him of faking it.

So between this entire shitstorm, the best way this can be summarized is:

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One more addition, only because I want to spread some positivity about Halli, which I found out @mazjin posted in another reblog chain, and I’m trying to keep it all together if I can (sorry about that mazjin!), but he’s a genuinely super cool person

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Can I just add one more thing to the “Halli is cool” pile:

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Elon Musk continues to be a piece of shit. I hope Halli sues him.

Stylized “now that’s ableism!” image with fireworks or something. Not shown: someone punching Elon Musk.

*telepath reads my mind*

my mind:

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telepath: wtf

ellohcee:

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Okay but listen

Feraligatr and totobabies

sick-thing:

Terfs after they get butch women kicked out of womens bathrooms for looking too much like a man, call cis women men because they don’t fit a white western beauty standard, say people who’ve had mastectomies (which are mostly cancer patients) are mutilated, reduce women down to their anatomy, act like trans men are clueless little girls who can’t think for themselves, say women are naturally worse at sports and quiz shows and beauty pageants than men, flash a fake bush in parliament with children present, rile up so much bullshit about trans athletes that now there’s laws being made where little girls have to have genital inspections, and throw intersex people under the bus at every opportunity

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superhell:

yebisu:

ephemeralhorror:

ephemeralhorror:

i get that i can expect to see the “unreality” tag a lot on my stuff. i post a lot of weird eldritch shit and even when i post something that isn’t it’s still deeply steeped in my nonsense.

but i’m fucking losing my mind at how even my posts that are correct and true will be tagged that. fatal incuriosity is inescapable when you’re me.

my “a coin is a three sided object. never forget that.” post earned an unreality tag at one point

i’m sorry but maybe you’re not the best watchdog for what’s real and what isn’t, champ. i think being the arbiter of reality requires at least a basic understanding of 3d space.

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tumblr users experiencing “unreality”

i once posted the south up map in here and someone tagged it unreality… buddy that’s the earth……..