lizzymodblog:

If I ever travelled back in time and met myself we’d probably get offended by eachother’s douchy sarcastic comments and eventually get into a fistfight.

I thought you kickbox

kykiske:

just playing with the baby :)

the baby

iamthehounds:

thiasthedark:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN

i’m silently dying in my lecture

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate ¾ of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

same

komaydah:

liftedandgiftedd:

thepoeticlovechild:

tgaaawd:

uuuvula:

gold-kushkloudz:

Boyfriend failed the test

you mean ex boyfriend

^^^

Fucking up

all y’all childish af.. I’m not gonna force you to talk about shit if you don’t want to talk about it. don’t say “text me tomorrow” or “leave me alone” if you don’t really want me to do it cause I will leave your ass alone until you want to talk again. gtfoh with that elementary school shit

More like passed bf test bc he respects your boundries smh

mysharona1987:

Um, I’d strip in front of everyone I’d ever met, including my family priest, for 100k a night.

same

bippity-boppity-bullshit:

Every time I play with the name Persephone and get a killing role on TOS I win…I’m like really good at this.

I get surv every time I name myself Yorn
exe when I’m Captian Capsize

such irony that the goddess of balance and justice is put on trial and executed.

kinedafish:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

what the fuck

It was really one of the best movies ever