Silver Tongue
robustquestioner:
“noodle-nut:
“psychadelicninja:
“lovelyrugbee:
“superliz6:
“madameatomicbomb:
“babybutta:
“luckythinks91:
“imsoshive:
“thesinwhisperer:
“brownboldbenevolent:
“newladeraheights:
“simplyymisha:
“voluptuous-lady-with-freckles:
“I was...

heartofalife:

this is disgusting, its almost as if people do not see suzy as a human being who makes mistakes. wow. shocking. a human making mistakes? nooo..?

maybe the fact she is so scared of these people is because oh idk theyve been bullying her ever since she showed her face??the things i have seen these people say about her is horrifying and i truly hope suzy hasnt read most of the things people say about her, but knowing her she has.

the fact shes been bullied constantly by these pissbabies is heart breaking.

If arin is allowed to spend an entire episode on mario pachinko or on fighting one flower boss, suzy is allowed to mess up too. The grumps aren’t supposed to be good at the games. It would be very boring if they got everything the first time.

betty-the-beehive-mod:

kelseyedge:

baroniansmythe:

pr1nceshawn:

Things That People With Tattoos Have To Listen To…

It’s not been my experience (thankfully) but I hate that people have to deal with that. Love my ink.

This happens to me everyday at work.

I’m sorry but can we talk about the guy that has hamburgers spilling out of his chest?

shugarskull:
“sophiopath:
“If you put your blades in water, they will RUST. That rust is dangerous if it enters your body! Rust can cause things like tetanus which could possible lead to amputation or even death! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON’T DO THIS....

shugarskull:

sophiopath:

If you put your blades in water, they will RUST. That rust is dangerous if it enters your body! Rust can cause things like tetanus which could possible lead to amputation or even death! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON’T DO THIS. THERE ARE OTHER ALTERNATIVES THAT CAN WORK, BUT PLEASE DON’T DO THIS. PLEASE REBLOG, THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!

Tumblr users ignorantly giving advice are going to get someone killed.

the-chibster:

Pegasi are the superior race, pass it on.

I really wish I could tell people this but I have a code against lying.
Earthpone master race.

thenerdygayguy:

defiantdefinition:

Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying for me. They just called me faggot. I’m crying for them cause they don’t understand love, and that’s sad.”
I’ve never been so fucking proud of anyone in my life.

Oh my god! Yes!

djsckatzen:
“http://www.whompcomic.com/
”
but this is actually a little adorable

djsckatzen:

http://www.whompcomic.com/

but this is actually a little adorable

That every 90s commercial thing fucked with my head . I'm not trying to tell you to tag anything or that I'm mad it's just...I don't know how to react when I have this reaction and now I'm talking to you about it. I know it's the uncensored version but still, and I keep telling myself "shut up what you can't take this shit? You're a spineless fool" which effects me more then this shit. I have a thick stomach it's just to an extent I react to fantasy the same I react to reality. Idk sorry
Anonymous

yeah I have no idea what you’re saying other than “I don’t like that video you reblogged”

Find your sexy pet name using this handy dandy chart

seriouslybread:

thatweirdlittlegothgirl:

thehumanbillcipher:

cipherstuck:

ugly-bread:

lorddanty:

kaykonut:

kirschtein-sexual:

justrpmemes:

justrpmemesandmusings:

Carbon copy of this picture 

The first letter of your first name: 

 A: Donkey B: Yummy C: Baby D: Honey E: Snuggle F: Boo Boom G: Smelly H: Cookie I: Hottie J: Thunder K: Creamy L: Bulky M: Jiggly N: Spanky O: Mookie P: Honey Q: Pissy R: Kitty S: Fire T: Big Ol’ U: Bearded V: Pooky W: Tiny X: Poo-poo Y: Hulky Z: Pudding

The first letter of your last name:

A: Bear B: Buns C: Cha-cha’s D: Snooch E: Cakes F: Hole G: Crotch H: Booty I: Bunny J: Butt K: Nipples L: Nubblies M: Ass  N: Butts O: Thighs     P: Lips Q: Tits R: Nuts S: Trousers T: Ta-ta’s U: Buffness V: Nubs W: Nukes X: Jubblies Y: Daddy Z: Balls

HONEY NUTS

I’M A FUCKING CEREAL

Creamy crotch
I’m creamy fucking crotch

Bulky Butts

Donkey Nuts.
WHY THE FUCK AM I DONKEY NUTS

Baby trousers?
I’m so confused how that’s supposed to work

Spanky Lips…

Kitty Lips????

Fire lips ;)

honey nubblies