we all know why we’re reblogging rocks
UNUSUAL HOARD commission for urelk - pretty sure each dragon thinks theyre the collector of all the other ones
The hoard to end all hoards
So today, I was talking to my best friend (who is a lesbian) and this happened...
*at lunch during work*
Best Friend: *sits quietly and eats fast*
Me: You alright? You're eating fast and quietly.
Best Friend: I'm fine. I've been craving potato chips all day so this is good, I guess.
Me: Period?
Best Friend: You know it.
*guy from table behind us turns around*
Guy: Wait, hold up. You're on your period?
Best Friend: Gee, why won't you say that a little louder?
Guy: I'm confused.
Me: Why is that so confusing?
Guy: I thought you were gay!
Best Friend: ...I am.
Guy: But you're on your period!
*both of us stares at him*
Best Friend: What the bloody hell are you talking about?
Guy: I thought girls can determine their sexuality by knowing if they have their periods or not. If she doesn't, she's gay.
*long silence*
Me: I've officially lost faith in humanity.
vxpo:
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
Tomorrow is March 28th
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
I considered the theory of Uncle Grandpa being a gem so I looked to see which Gemstone he could be based on the assumption his nose is his gem
and then I found it
Uncle Grandpa isn’t Greg’s brother, he is Rose’s brother
stop this
Seems legit.
So this is what Alex Hirsch’s twitter looked like half an hour ago, for those that missed it
And then suddenly… back to normal
…And all to announce an AMA on reddit. What is wrong with this man
it means alex is fucking with us again
#we are the generation that grew up on angst and pain #that’s why we’re all insane
I have never seen a comment on a post that is as true as this one.
goddamnit disney
omg disney is the reason why we’re all masochists who feed on angsty fics
not to mention the many Disney movies that start with characters already orphaned
