Silver Tongue

applecinnabun:

you know with all the embarrassing screenshots of guys asking if there are any male gems in steven universe i’ve been thinkin

there should be a male gem, who subverts stereotypes just like the feminine gems do for girls, a male gem who is small, chubby, and sensitive, and just wants to help everyone. someone sweet and kind and not afraid to be himself, and maybe whose powers are mostly defensive

haha oh wait

hoofprint-is-spooky:

jestre:

theoneandonlystraycat:

ultrafacts:

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Just build the outhouse drinking all that beer will make you need.

Alcohol gets you a home? What?

I think the idea was that people would send their beer bottles to other countries so that the bottles could be recycled for housing. 

WHY DO I PROCRASTINATE????????? i yell from a mountain top because i would rather climb a mountain than do my homework

cumberdoom:

papermonocle:

Things I learnt today: During WW1, MI5 used Girl Guides to send secret messages. They used Girl Guides because they quickly found that Boy Scouts couldn’t be trusted and were’t efficient enough.

At the start of the war Boy Scouts were also used. But it quickly became clear that Girl Guides were more efficient because they were less boisterous and talkative.

the boy scouts were too gossipy, so they used girl guides as spies instead this is probably the best day of my life

stanford-pines:

biwatsons:

stanford-pines:

pourmeoutontheconcrete:

dangergays:

friendly reminder that in psychology school people are taught that anger is a secondary emotion, so next time you make someone mad, remember that it’s because they were originally hurt or upset

This makes a lot of sense.

1. no it’s not

2. “psychology school”

Lmfao what the fuck is this? Some bullshit to avoid acknowledging you made someone upset? Cause that is exactly what it looks like

the models of emotions that are usually taught in psychology classes and courses teach anger as a primary emotion and hurt/upset as secondary or tertiary emotions to anger or sadness. i haven’t seen a model where hurt or upset are primary emotions and anger is secondary. it might exist, but that is not what’s being taught in most courses.

im not saying that the models are 100% correct and not up for debate or revision, but saying that anger is regularly taught to be a secondary emotion is just not true.

queermilla:
“OnE OF MY FRIEN D S CROCHE TED M e A NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF PI LLOW fOR MY bIRthDaY OH My GoD
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queermilla:

OnE OF MY FRIEN D S CROCHE TED M e A NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF PI LLOW fOR MY bIRthDaY OH My GoD

itsyergurl:
“grunklerissi:
“YOU SEE THIS POST RIGHT HERE?? YEAH THAT EGG WILL LEAD YOU TO A SCREAMER
ITS THE INFAMOUS JTK SCREAMER
SPREAD THIS SHIT LIKE WILDFIRE
”
JTK = Jeff The Killer
”

itsyergurl:

grunklerissi:

YOU SEE THIS POST RIGHT HERE?? YEAH THAT EGG WILL LEAD YOU TO A SCREAMER

ITS THE INFAMOUS JTK SCREAMER 

SPREAD THIS SHIT LIKE WILDFIRE

JTK = Jeff The Killer

thedragons-nest:

avrodiite:

motherfuckingqueen69:

This is very important.

oh my fucking god this perfectly sums up how’ve i’ve been feeling lately. People just don’t understand!

sadly relevant at the moment.

Steven Universe Scale of Wrongness

traceexcalibur:

Did nothing wrong:

  • Lapis
  • Garnet
  • Connie
  • Steven
  • Rose
  • Lion

Did a few things wrong but we can forgive them easily:

  • Greg
  • Pearl
  • Amethyst
  • Sadie
  • Mayor Dewey

Has done a lot of things wrong:

  • Lars
  • Ronaldo
  • Peridot

Did literally everything wrong, what the fuck is your deal:

  • Jasper
  • Onion

theinfiniteamount:

lostboys5sos:

thetremblingofmyhand:

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES

Amen.