Silver Tongue

Female game protagonist: *Leaps hundreds of stories into the air to punch a dragon like monster in the face, summons the eternal blade of Moshul and eviscerates the unholy legion all before landing on the ground unharmed*
Games Media: ......
Female game protagonist: *Does it all in heels*
Games Media: "That is so unrealistic and sexist, like why would a woman wear heels when she's killing legions of undead warriors?"

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:
puberty might make you squishier and its ok
vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
people have stretch marks sometimes
people have pimples on their butts sometimes
people have cellulite sometimes
gender =/= sex
sex =/= scary danger FEAR
bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred
everything is ok

gravityflies:

avafalls:
expederest:
Has anyone else noticed that Bud Gleeful doesn’t seem to be affected by the gravity surges and has to jump on the hood of a car to look like he is?
WHAT I thought he figured out what was going on and grabbed a heavier object to weigh him down but that makes more sense
I just assumed It was because (in comparison to the others in the frame) he weighed more, but then again I guess that would mean the car would be grounded too… I wonder if this is relevant or just some unnoticed concept.

Question?

rosexknight:

What are your favorite characters of mine? I’m working on mod pony and I’m thinking of giving her mane characteristics of some of my character’s manes.

Alice and chip and sketchy are my fav

The Signs as Superpowers

Aries: Can fly but they are also on fire.
Taurus: Beans available.
Gemini: Makes facts fun.
Cancer: Melts in your mouth, worms their way in your throat, and fills your lungs, drowning you.
Leo: Bear summoning.
Virgo: Misfortune-telling
Libra: Gravity Manipulation
Scorpio: Words that break your bones like sticks and stones
Sagittarius: Being themself.
Capricorn: An aura of confidence
Aquarius: Makes it rain. Missiles.
Pieces: Shape-shifting, but only their reflection.

bawooo:

this is such a small observation omg but in s01e02 when everyone else is making fun of mcgucket, stan doesnt laugh
stanford “show me the object of ridicule” pines

2p-talian:

considerthishippie:
What is a flotation tank?
500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).
The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.
I WANT TO DO THIS

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

You all would have.
Wait.
Does that mean “Y'all’d’ve” is a complete sentence?

extradan:

So Piratebay is in nutshell and mostly under lot of scams and viruses because the mod is in jail, kickass somehow took down all of their game installations downloads and everything else is absolute shit
what do

If anyone says they hate markiplier

show them this video