Silver Tongue

mdragonflame:

a-random-mod:

extradan:

u do realize Steven is a bag of dying cells and one day he would die, so he needs to reproduce like the human he is to continue his gem cycle.

its like the avatar cylce 

rose quartz would have to learn the crystal gem they are for generations 

Well, maybe he doesn’t die per say, he just retreats into his gem when he gets too old and then is reborn again, younger and looking different and without memories.

DOCTOR UNIVERSE

no.

The doctor doesn’t regenerate into a newborn. And he still has his memories. this is litterally steven being reborn into a new person who will have their own life from infancy and such. Kind of like the avatar.

the signs as trash
aries: punk trash
taurus: classy trash
gemini: trash god
cancer: pile of trash
leo: trash ruler
virgo: casual trash
libra: trash lord
scorpio: angry trash
sagittarius: meme-loving trash
capricorn: trash king/queen
aquarius: weird trash
pisces: hippie trash

autopilot-disengaged:

definitivelysarah:

“No homo” cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

thighetician:
“tampa-2:
“theblackdelegate:
“The woman who falsely accused football star Brian Banks of raping her is being forced to pay big time.
A judge has ordered that the woman pay $2.6 million to Banks for ruining his life with false...

thighetician:

tampa-2:

theblackdelegate:

The woman who falsely accused football star Brian Banks of raping her is being forced to pay big time.

A judge has ordered that the woman pay $2.6 million to Banks for ruining his life with false allegations. The lies caused him to lose numerous scholarship offers to college and also led to a prison sentence of over five years.

Wanetta Gibson told lies to authorities when she accused Banks of assaulting her when the two attended Long Beach Poly High, where Banks was both a student and football star.

After the conviction, the girl sued the school district and received $1.5 million. The conviction was overturned when Gibson was secretly recorded admitting that she made the whole thing up.

Years later, Gibson confessed and Banks was released. The woman is being forced to repay a $750,000 settlement to the school, plus attorneys fees, interest and another $1 million in punitive damages

Source: http://newsone.com/2597559/brian-banks-wanetta-gibson/

Thank god

Honestly surprised at this outcome.

well... What do you do in life miss sugar wishes ?

jitterbugjive:

vampirekin-deactivated20190403:

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“I like making pretty plates of chocolates and fruits for hearts and hooves day the most. It’s a very fun job!”

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i’m sorry he got really excited and couldn;t help himself -sob-

Did he just say he was so excited he came?

the signs as cliche movie lines
Aries: *person is talking shit about someone when everyone falls silent* "they're right behind me, aren't they?"
Taurus: "if i don't make it, tell [significant other] i love them"
Gemini: antagonist telling the protagonist "we're not so different, you and i"
Cancer: "dad he's not just some boy, i love him!"
Leo: *bad guys approach* "uh, guys. we've got company"
Virgo: "son you're giving up your dream!" "no dad, i'm giving up yours"
Libra: "you look/sound/act just like your mother"
Scorpio: "i don't even know who you are anymore!"
Sagittarius: *going into the final standoff* "this ends now"
Capricorn: *looking warily off into the distance* "there's a storm coming"
Aquarius: "this isn't what it looks like"
Pisces: *going into a sketchy situation* "guys, i've got a bad feeling about this"

solosart:

OK but consider this: AU where gem reproduction doesn’t suck and Rose is the crystal space rock queen and Steven is the prince.

Steven is still half-human and everything, but he only knows about Earth from his dad’s stories (and music CDs/DVDs Greg gives him as birthday presents) about it, so he gets curious and uses Lion’s portals to explore Earth (right under the pointy nose of Royal Advisor Pearl of course; if she realized he was going she’d have a panic attack. (Royal Guard Captain Garnet knows, of course lmao)). He discovers donuts and meets Connie (who he thinks is a princess, but she can’t explain to him how she isn’t haha).

extradan:

u do realize Steven is a bag of dying cells and one day he would die, so he needs to reproduce like the human he is to continue his gem cycle.

its like the avatar cylce 

rose quartz would have to learn the crystal gem they are for generations 

Well, maybe he doesn’t die per say, he just retreats into his gem when he gets too old and then is reborn again, younger and looking different and without memories.

prpldragonart:

uncut

sassy garnet is best garnet