All of you should tell dracini that she’s a dork.

theapatheticstag:

jamesbleach:

onceuponakhaleesi:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

hmmmmmmm I wonder

aight lets see what happens

hmmmmmmm…. maybe it takes awhile?

officialwhitegirls:

beardedhockeyguy:

superbrybread:

rebe83:

saviorownsoul:

freaksovergreeks:

why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum

give me the 1080p titty

60fps of titty

4k 144FPS mega-titty

20mgHz of breasts

9 terabytes of titty

60 fps hurts my eyes and so does 1080p

I would rather have 720p boobs

betty-the-beehive-mod:

NEVER LETTING GO

comfychairs11:

bandtenpizzahut:

imnotveryfunnybutpleaseloveme:

kingcroacus:

googlehomie:

hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something

beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either

Too soon

HE DIED IN 1827

He’s decomposing 

sushiarts:

“Ruby and Sapphire can’t be a couple!! Think of the children!!?”

They’ve been raising a child for a while now and he’s turned out pretty fine.

draycen:

shinyhawlucha:

draycen:

MY DS FROZE

YOURE NOT HELPING

flafly:

Lapis dances so good! I really want to see her dance with Pearl because their dance moves will be in perfect harmony. What an extraordinary scene it will be… ☆o☆

Also, if they fuse together, remember where pearls come from? Yes the ocean! So I totally believe they are just perfect for each other.

adurot:

kingqueer:

Yes we do

Who doesn’t?!

lactose intolerant people

Does anyone remember when teachers were always like “you won’t always have a calculator in your pocket” or “you can’t rely on the internet. you won’t always have access to a computer”