Silver Tongue

flunflun:

kanaya-in-the-tardis:

deranged-baby:

OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS

“Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you.”

the only thing I think of when I see this is like

threewords-imthedoctor:

Amazing posters from the Australian Human Rights Commission’s “Know the Line” campaign which aims to prevent and reduce the harm of sexual harassment in Australian workplaces. 

Check their page out at https://knowtheline.humanrights.gov.au/ 

labibliotecaputa:

venkun:

this fUC KGN VINE IMC RYING

itsbradree
LOOK THIS IS THE VINE

elasticitymudflap:

headcanon that out of the two, sapphire is the stronger one and she’s the one “rescuing” ruby usually

but ruby’s still like

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what paper do you write penis aladin on, mistelbro?
Anonymous

mysticbaconslice:

For fucks sakes

theraphos:

biowarefangirl:

when playing an open world game, at what point do you stop harvesting plants and return to the main quest??

there’s a main quest?

I stop when I have no more room in my house

anti-bullshit-bardock:

feminismshmeminism:

zaddylonglegs:

me when a white actor plays a racist character a little too well

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I kno rite

it’s like these people are paid and chosen based upon their ability to be convincing

its almost like they do it for a living

whats that called again

oh right 

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OH SNAP

bluelink3211:

oelm:

artemispanthar:

kasukasukasumisty:

pinkiepiebones:

how do the crystal gems react to steven losing his baby teeth

WHERE DID WE GO WRONG WHERE DID WE GO WROOONG

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*frantically tries to shove them back in*

this is 100000% gold I—-

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am i the only one who read this in their voices?????

Homophobes

jerple-trash:

princelylegolas:

lolimnyarlathotep:

Next time you hear a person say
“It’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.”
Reply with
It’s Homosapien not Heterosapien
And fly into the night

#its the bible #not the straightble

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lizzymodblog:

greensalamander:

lizzymodblog:

greensalamander:

pwnyta:

My favorite thing about the Steven Universe fandom rn is that no one seems to hate Peridot… but everyone likes to rag on her.
Shes the butt of every joke and its hilarious.

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Peridot is like the anthropomorphized version of the “And then there’s THIS asshole” meme.

It’s because she’s not evil, she’s just trying to do her job.

If your job is trying to take over the world and eradicate the human race, I’m pretty sure you majored in evilness.

I mean, yes, you’re considered evil to the wildlife critters who used to live in the forest you just bulldozed to build that new Walmart, but you’re still just doing your job.

Not to say Steven and company shouldn’t try to stop her, I’m just attempting to explain why the fandom doesn’t seen to hate her very much.

My personal theory is that it’s because she’s a polygonal nerd with all the enthusiasm of an old man at a birthday party.

That’s hilarious.

I think it’s more like a college student who works at retail and is absolutely done with everything.