Silver Tongue
If Tumblr was a man, he would be Jerry Trainor.

thefuckingimpala:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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This post finally died I see. 

waterscraps:

d

amedonger:

episode idea: steven’s dad tries to get out of giving his kid The Talk by dumping that responsibility on pearl, only to end up having to give her the talk instead. pearl is mortified

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Thanks for inspiring me to draw today.

typette:

oh my god does nothing NOT FIT

freakylikefreud:
“kittymcpherson:
“crime-she-typed:
“lankthagod:
“thetallblacknerd:
“lareinadesol:
“Really trivia crack ? Deleting 😐😒
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for real?
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I don’t believe this shit
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Can we boost this until it breaks the internet? Cause this is honestly a...

freakylikefreud:

kittymcpherson:

crime-she-typed:

lankthagod:

thetallblacknerd:

lareinadesol:

Really trivia crack ? Deleting 😐😒

for real?

I don’t believe this shit

Can we boost this until it breaks the internet? Cause this is honestly a problem, we cannot sleep on this one guys

I just started playing this game the other day but I’m deleting it now. Fucking hell what a horrible question.

just a lil bit of info, most of the trivia questions are written by trivia crack users. in order for a question to be approved, it has to get an 86% majority vote from other users. this means that actual human beings let this question through, not just some automated system. actual people.

Why did he describe garnet thrice?

hummus-abutahina:
“thealgerian:
“Angular crank
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Stared at this for 5 straight minutes
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hummus-abutahina:

thealgerian:

Angular crank

Stared at this for 5 straight minutes

elphiewonderful:

hartlesmage:

Whoever is blasting Phantom of the Opera down the hall will be drowned out from me blasting Les Misérables there can only be one dominant broadway production in this floor

This is what I imagine theatre majors living in dorms behave like.

I would be yell sing into the woods as loud as I can

fyspringfield:

Happy Pi Day!