evilwizard:

amphibiouswizard:

evilwizard:

coughloop:

A baby bunny was born with the warriors spirit last night

immedliately eaten by hawk

killed the hawk from the inside out

second hawk

silver-tongues-blog:

*offers you some yellowcake on a plate of asbestos paired with a nice glass of chromyl chloride to wash it down*

learninghoovess:

ip2lb:

:

[Bass boosted “Video Killed the Radio Star” remix playing in a dark dance room]

Camera person: Do a 3-flip!

[Person being filmed takes a drink from a bottle and does a trick on their skateboard]

DJ, stopping the music only to speak: Alright, stop with the fucking thing there on the wheels, with the board, and the fucking dancefloor. Okay? FUCK. [music immediately continues]

[Camera person laughs]

My cousin Throckmorton

turnabout:

memewhore:

these two communicate on a level we cannot understand with current language.

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

losswin422-deactivated20201107:

justpervingalong:

resist-this-sir:

camewiththeframe:

Accurate

Inaccurate when I say I’m not very political it’s because I’m not. I’m a libertarian that leans conservative but politics bore me.

The next post on this dudes blog is about how women are naturally inferior

bedupolker:

Sparklina in: Rawr of the Wild

shameika:

shameika:

I really love those headcanons of “Elden Ring and Soulsborne characters react to you coming out” babe they wouldn’t give a fuck they give a lil monologue or grunt before rocking your shit until you dissolve into the air

HEADCANON: Coming out as trans to the Elden Ring characters

Ranni the Witch

Well, aren’t thou fascinating… I too am not what I was born.

Starscourge Radahn

Morgott