Silver Tongue
ask-factory-scootaloo:
“Remember, you may call me Chairman.
”
I’m pretty sure that whatever chairman is, it’s stronger than anon magic.

ask-factory-scootaloo:

Remember, you may call me Chairman.

I’m pretty sure that whatever chairman is, it’s stronger than anon magic.

When i'm sk or gf, and i find someone immune, is it cheating to put it as my deathnote. because i was in a game where the town was going to lynch me so i told them i'd tell them who the gf was if they spared my (they didn't) but my will was so and so was immune, when they voted him up to lynch he said he was reporting the sk
Anonymous

town-of-salem:

No, that’s not cheating at all… They’re just salty af. I wouldn’t worry about it, nothings going to come from it. It’s a common thing to do as a killing role - you find someone immune, put it in your DN! Tell people without outing yourself, perfect!

Though not everyone always reads it

-Ayan-

Your goal is to lynch anyone who stands in your way. That includes other killers not of the same class. And if you want to at the very least screw them over a little, then that’s fine too. They aren’t on your team.

smile-tohidethe-tears:

herekumsfaberrittana:

Disliking someone who is black does not make you racist

Disliking someone because they are black makes you racist

Disliking someone who is gay does not make you homophobic

Disliking someone because they are gay makes you homophobic

Disliking someone who is a woman does not make you sexist

Disliking someone because they are a woman makes you sexist

EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS

jestre:
“equinoks:
“Yo did you guys see this shit
”
Ohhhhh snap!
”

jestre:

equinoks:

Yo did you guys see this shit

Ohhhhh snap!

jitterbugjive:
“ guys I was actually serious
one of my roomies is afraid of roaches
cat recently killed a roach and put it in my room
he swapped the toilet paper with duct tape
so I put a roach on his laptop
>:3 can’t wait to see what happens
”

jitterbugjive:

guys I was actually serious

one of my roomies is afraid of roaches

cat recently killed a roach and put it in my room

he swapped the toilet paper with duct tape

so I put a roach on his laptop

>:3 can’t wait to see what happens

life-with-jitters:
“I go to the bathroom and find this
god dammit roommates >:[
”

life-with-jitters:

I go to the bathroom and find this

god dammit roommates >:[

splders:

but does my milkshake bring girls to the yard

No, smoothies do.

tastefullyoffensive:
“Why Spider-Man is a city person.
”

tastefullyoffensive:

Why Spider-Man is a city person.

h3rmitsunited:

belbet:

kimjongthrilla:

logicadinfinitum:

so ijust realised something

plastic donasours, right

plastic is made of oil

which comed from

DINOSAIRS

plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs

i…

science has definitely come too far

how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times

unclefather:

my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”

Tell him that a tight pussy is an unaroused vagina.