Silver Tongue
a conversation i had with a 96-year-old woman
96 yr old: You know how your parents probably say things like, "you were BORN with the internet, you don't know what it's like to live without!"
Me: yeah
96 yr old: Well, my parents said that to me about electricity.
I need to catch up on Steven Universe I'm not pass when they built the space ship

littlefuckinglesbian:

This saddens me so deeply

This is more about a matter of trust. People have come to assume that homeless people would spend their change on drugs and booze than food. A person in a suit seems more responsible and so people trust that they would spend the money more wisely.

nuksponyart:
“Twilight is evolving
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nuksponyart:

Twilight is evolving

bearbottum:

galaxygengar:

ryttu3k:

vergess:

usbdongle:

mollucktheglukkon:

polkahorse:

rickseriastar:

Skunk of Rage. Sounds bout right

Lord of Toast

Sack of Breath

Waste of Breath. excellent

Waste of Weed

…Sponge of Shit? :(

I GOT SACK OF SHIT OM 

Maid of Rage

witch of light

pigshapedbush:

But like, what if the portrait of Rose was painted by Greg.

somebrokecollegegirl:

riningear:

jenstiel:

pau1y:

thevardi:

apatheticghost:

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

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PAGE 1 OF 184

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

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You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

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I found the article where the voice of the mario characters confirms that wario and waluigi weren't related

jestre:

Awesome! :D For the record, I was aware, and just hitting on the tumblr fact that barely anyone sources things.

Yeah, It was hard to find because the link to it on wikipedia is broken but the article does exist.

kelpiesnshit:

Flutter Wife