Silver Tongue
theoneandonlystraycat:
“Fucking Seattle is way ahead of the country on good things, man.
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theoneandonlystraycat:

Fucking Seattle is way ahead of the country on good things, man.

jongkittae:

occasionalcolor:

damnaveragesheep:

mannybarbosa:

thepurplepaladin:

mannybarbosa:

Oh shit they make condoms with rulers on them. I want this 😱

this would destroy egos

R.I.P insecure boys

I love making insecure boys cry over stupid things.

This is so horrible. Like honestly? I understand the joke and everything buy what if the same thing was done for girls who wear pushup bras? What if they had “pushup” labelled on the straps for everyone to see. Because usually girls who are insecure with how their breasts look by themselves wear them, do you know how much of an outrage there would be? Because it would make girls a target and it would make their insecurities worse. Why is it different with guys? I have a friend who told me he’ll never get a girlfriend because he has a small dick and girls don’t like that. But he is the sweetest boy ever and it kills me that guys get shit for talking about girls with small boobs and flat asses but girls get nothing when they laugh about a guys dick size.

you do realize that bras are labelled like that right? like they have sizing that’s how you know which one to buy so it fits you…

putuksstuff:

I just wanted to do something but I completely forgot what.

draw waluigi?

ask-raricow:

The Apples don’t bury their dead like most families.  When Granny Smith died they had her cremated and buried her ashes with an apple seed so she could help bring new life even in death.  


#transtakeover

forever-ends-with-goodbye:

forever-ends-with-goodbye:

#transtakeover is a thing I’d like to get started. It would be to honor Transgender Visibility Day. It would be a day for trans and nonbinary people to post selfies and get good vibes. The date is March 31st. Please help me spread this around Tumblr. The selfie tag would be #transtakeoverselfies. Please please spread this version and not any others.

GUYS I REPEAT THIS HAS THE CORRECT INFO. THIS IS THE FINAL EDITED POST. PLEASE SPREAD THIS ONE

moonykun:
“mushroom-just-one:
“It is time
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i can’t believe space jam is finally on vhs, after all these years of waiting
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moonykun:

mushroom-just-one:

It is time

i can’t believe space jam is finally on vhs, after all these years of waiting

tdarkchylde:

Going back to bed. I almost want to cut my crotch open and do the deed myself, save myself the trouble of coming up with thousands upon thousands of dollars to pay for SRS… but then, everything down there would be too damaged to use if I ever got to where I could afford it.

Some people are too fucking lucky.

Today just sucks.

thehermesofverses:
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acekanigirl:

themysteryofgravityfalls:

You thought you could get off this wild ride? There’s plenty more to see and discover in the depths of Gravity Falls. This promo for “Society of the Blind Eye” ran in October. The big tease was all about who wrote the journals. While it pointed towards Old Man McGucket, this was just a red herring. However, the most intrepid fans may have noticed the flashing “blind eyes” during the trailer. Doesn’t it look familiar? Almost as if they could be dits and dahs? The truth was in front of us all along, we just had to know where to look.

Wow. It says Stan in morse code…

This is definitely a new all-time high (or low depending on how you look at it).

Well played, Gravity Falls, well played.

If there’s anything I learned about gravity falls, it’s that no detail is too small.