Silver Tongue

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busket:

oni-queen:

busket:

so stan totally had a secret twin brother right. im not the first one to say this but,

rounder, thinner rimmed glasses.

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when he found them in the hidden room he tucked them away before anyone could see

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then was just looking at them later

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and who is that kid reading in the back, with similar hair

im actually betting that his twin’s name was stanley. in dreamscapers when bill was remembering “stan pines” he was actually remembering stanley, which is why he didn’t say “stanford”. speaking of bill, if you look on his wheel you see both the symbol on stan’s hat and the glasses, meaning they’re 2 separate people.

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perhaps stanford and stanley were searching for the secrets of gravity falls together, that’s why grunkle stan was so adamant about lying to the kids about the stuff going on to keep them safe, he knows how dangerous it is because he lost his brother to it?

also:

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the “stanley mobile”. did stanford take stanley’s car after something happened to him?

and since stan and the kids share the same last name, stan must have had a brother, and that brother must have had a son, and that son is dipper and mabels dad. so “stanley” would be their grandfather. that would have made whatever happened to him hurt more for stanford, he already had a family by the time he disappeared. 

I like to buy into the theory that Bill had something to do with the disappearance of Stanley. Especially after this line.

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He sounds like he has a little experience dealing with siblings before Dipper and Mabel.

Stanford, what did you do?

OH GOD YOU’RE RIGHT

THATS WHY GRUNKLE STAN NEVER TALKS ABOUT HIM

IT’S HIS FAULT HE’S GONE, SOMETHING HAPPENED AND STANFORD DIDN’T SACRIFICE HIS WORK FOR HIS TWIN

Remember when Stan did the thing?

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And then he was scanning something from it?

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And then he puts on this glove!

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Woops, wrong picture…

This glove!

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What if stans brother is the one who wrote the book. The six fingered kid. I mean, weird shit was already happening in gravity falls before the books were written so what if stan and his brother wrote it. And after summoning bill, Grunkle Stan wrote in the red part “He can’t be trusted.“ and ”Do not summon at all cost!

SO RELEVANT RIGHT NOW

doafhat:
“The entire Gravity Falls fanbase right now.
”

doafhat:

The entire Gravity Falls fanbase right now.

IT WAS TRUE

Arin Hanson - The D Club

sharky-bandit:

actualleighdanielavidan:

jaltoid:

pearljammin:

I AM LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS WHAT THE FUCK ARIN HOLY SHIT I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING I ALMOST FUCKING CHOKED

HELP

HELP

HELHPP

HHLEPPLP

mmmm never forget this. never let this die. in 80 years when arin is on his death bed, let him remember the d club

I do not care if you arent into game grumps. Please listen to this.

I just love though, dan’s muffled laughter as he leaves the room to ask arin’s wife about him having totally-not-gay gay actions and comes back into the room screaming “oh my god” its beautiful really

I have to block the gravity falls tag because I can’t watch it live.

intj-confessions:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

stfueverything:

sizvideos:

Video

wow

watch the fat guy version of this video—where it’s a skinny guy turned fat and the girls meet up with him. it goes SO DIFFERENT. they actually talk about things other than his weight, and he even gets kissed.

oh, society.

Reblogging because I hadn’t seen the fat guy version. Most of the women are shocked and a little put off at first, but not a single one bails, even when he says some things that they obviously dislike (he tells a woman who works with children that he can’t stand kids, and tells another that he hates dogs). They all give him a shot, even if they don’t feel a connection. The men don’t even stick around long enough to get the to know the woman, and instead focus completely on her appearance and the fact that they feel lied to.

A wonderful and not so blatantly racist alternative to #transtakeover

falloutfae:

Transgender day of visibility is on the 31st of March. We already have a day for posting tons of selfies and celebrating our existence as transgender people. Let’s NOT take from the black community when we already have a day for us. 

Please reblog this post instead of the #transtakeover one

goldenblackhawk:

scummybunny:

goldenblackhawk:

scummybunny:

brown eyes are so important

Blue eyes are so important

i will fight you

cool, I’ll make the pillow n’ blanket fort

what about green eyes?

askpeonyponi replied to your postmy boobs came in the mail

Wish I’d thought of that. Way quicker than hormones!

I can’t afford hormones so I’m just gonna be using breast forms until I can.

I wish I could get boobs in the mail instead of junk mail.
Anonymous

I bought silicone breast forms with teh money I got from the adoptable. I will try them on tomorrow because it’s too late today.