yourplayersaidwhat:

Necromancer: You spi- buh! Spilled ritual blood on my Valentino black robes?!?!

drtanner:

ultrafacts:

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

This isn’t exclusive to chickens, by the way! There are heaps of human people who can’t hear themselves when they open their fucking mouths, too!

fumu:

gaylor-moon:

yourplayersaidwhat:

Me, the dm: “You come to a fork in the road… what do you do”

My player: “i pick it up”

libertarirynn:

jenny-jinya:

It’s holiday season and (I know you’ve seen it coming) we will learn today why our “reaper-doggo” was abandoned.
Adopt - but be considerate.
Have a lovely time everyone

This throat punched my emotions

adurot:

cringecontrol:

banjobutch:

banjobutch:

banjobutch:

Barron Trump is taller than his dad now holy shit

He’s like 6’5”

What the fuck they feeding this boy

why does Barron, the largest trump, not simply eat the other trumps?

Fake News! As you can Clearly see, Donald is still the tallest Trump!

aleikats:

aleikats:

If Ariel was under Ursula’s care and grew up to be her sea witch apprentice. Canonically, Ursula was Ariel’s aunt (but the concept was abandoned then brought back in a book as I’ve heard…) 

See a higher resolution at my twitter :)! 

omg this is 5k away from 100k


omg

adventures-in-poor-planning:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

yknow i’ve been hearing the whole “there is no war in ba sing se” for literally ten years and still I wasn’t prepared for how sinister the city is!

god i absolutely love what they did here because it just further emphasizes the importance the show places on balance.

the city is the stubborn steadfastness of earth taken to its awful extreme: rules are rigid, social position is unchangeable, authority is absolute. this is what unchecked earth looks like.

it’s the same with the other elements. unchecked, the passion and drive of fire becomes the fire nation’s horrifying forever-war imperialism, the community-focus and adaptability of water becomes Hama’s trauma-driven crusade against the whole fire nation. even the free-flowing nature of air, the way it can find its way around obstacles, becomes Aang’s difficulty with facing his problems and feelings head-on.

none of the elements are bad! the only bad is in locking yourself so much into one kind of thinking that you can’t see the wisdom in others! gosh what a great moral!